Isla Fisher and Sacha Baron Cohen had a second child without the media even knowing she was pregnant. Perhaps they had a conversation with Sandra Bullock about keeping secrets. What I find particularly funny though, is that the tabloids keep saying that Fisher and Cohen “won’t confirm” the birth of their child, despite being consistently spotted with a stroller. When their newborn turns ten, will the tabloids keep calling the kid an “unconfirmed child?” May I go on the record and say that I don’t care about celebrity babies? I have no particular interest in whether Suri Cruise picks out her own dresses, or whether Shiloh Pitt will ever chuck her tomboy style. Yes, it’s true — even celebrities can reproduce — including Borat. That’s where my curiosity ends.