There’s nothing more disgusting than a man with a mustache. Especially when said man attempts to hit on me, and I think, “do you seriously think I’d accept a sexual proposition from a man with a mustache?” Then I got to thinking — there is at least one man in the world that can successfully pull off a mustache, and still look yummy in the process. That man is Tom Selleck. After using my very large brain to figure out what it is about Selleck that makes him stache-tastic, I’m at a loss. Is it the thickness? Please take the time to come up with an explanation in the comments section below.