My general policy on The Dishmaster is to refrain from posting if I have nothing nice to say. I’ll make an exception to that rule for Pink for her new “Try” video, since she’s often the subject of my excessive compliments. In short, I don’t like it. She’s doing some bizarre lyrical performance that I can only assume she thought of after watching too much ‘So You Think You Can Dance.’ On top of that, she’s not a dancer, and it shows. This is similar to my criticism of her trapeze performances, considering she’s not a trapeze artist either. I get it. She wants to push herself and be original. But if it’s not anywhere near her wheelhouse — it just doesn’t work.