There’s a lot of sexual indiscretions I’m willing to forgive. Perhaps you had an affair. Who am I to judge? Maybe your marriage was in ruins you made a mistake. Perhaps you indulged in prostitution. Who am I to judge? Maybe your marriage was in ruins and wanted to get your rocks off. Perhaps your intern fellatioed you? Who am I to judge? Maybe your marriage was in ruins and she dropped to her knees. All of the above seem like forgivable offenses. But I draw the line at Carlos Danger. And his wife should too.