Though I wasn’t there and I don’t know Jessica Simpson personally, I’d bet some serious cash on the fact that she was under the influence during her recent HSN performance. Rumors have long circulated that she has issues with alcohol, and I dismissed their validity until watching the video below. Her team has been quick to dismiss the drama, suggesting that she was simply being her quirky self and being off a script can lead to less than perfect moments. Here’s my note for Jessica’s team: I can tell the difference between a drunk person and a nervous ditz. In case you don’t believe me, watch the video of Lauren Katlin attempting to answer a simple question during a pageant. Jessica’s Simpson’s slur-fest is video two.