1. Victim: Only hire unattractive or elderly nannies to care for your children. Unless, of course, if your husband is Arnold Schwarzenegger, and then all the rules are off the table.
2. Cheater: Learn about the iCloud.
3. Victim: If your husband puts his hand on your nanny’s ass while hiking, BE CONCERNED.
4. Cheater: Use snapchat for naked pictures. What else is it for?
5. Victim: If your nanny starts to steal your style ideas, that’s probably not the only thing about your life she wants to steal.
6. Cheater: If your wife is a super-hot songwriter who will likely write music about you, perhaps you should thing twice about cheating.
7. Victim: If you’ve sadly been cheated on, your next boyfriend should not be a man whose last marriage began from an affair.