Author: The Dishmaster

Dave Letterman on His Sex Scandal: “I Blame Myself”

Dave Letterman sat down with Oprah and addressed the infamous sex scandal that took his show by storm. Watch below to see him take responsibility.

First Look: David Letterman Addresses His Public Sex Scandal

Watch Oprah’s full interview with David Letterman on Sunday, January 6, at 9/8c.

Movie Review– ‘This is 40’

20130103-125854.jpgThis film felt like an extended episode of ‘Modern Family’ minus the laughs. And though I have no idea what forty feels like, this certainly shed light on all of its unwanted woes. The Judd Apatow directed flick stars his wife (Leslie Mann), which is concerning, especially considering all her unlikable traits. If I were her, I’d have long conversation with my husband after reading a script that may or may not be based on his personal life. As for her on-screen husband, played by Paul Rudd, he’s predictably more likable, and I’d venture to guess that has a thing or two to do with what I deem to be Apatow’s sexism, an observation I gained from ‘Knocked Up,’ which is now solidified. Apatow has a keen ability to turn his women into vile naggers with sweet husbands who are just trying to survive their wrath. There’s not much else to say other than — it’s probably a good idea to make movie characters likable — and funny.

RATING: 2/5 DISHES

Quote of the Day — Howard Stern on Kim Kardashian’s Pregnancy

“It’s going to be something to see. And you know she’s going to whore out this pregnancy because she has no [other] career. . . . US Weekly just bought a tent that’s going to go inside her vagina so they can cover all the action. . . . Ryan Seacrest is going to film the birth because for once we’re going to see something coming out of that pussy instead of going in.” Howard Stern, on Kim Kardashian’s pregnancy.

Movie Review — ‘Jack Reacher’

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Prior to entering this film, there was a lot of social media speculation as to the plot. After exiting the film, my speculation remains. Though it is always enjoyable to see Tom Cruise on the big screen kicking ass, I’m still at a loss about Jack Reacher. From what I gather, he’s an ex-military guy who solves crimes, much like Sherlock Holmes, except he beats up the bad guys while he’s doing it.

The film opens with a random shooting leaving five civilians dead, one of which was carrying a child. I mention this because of the very unfortunate timing, given the recent events in Newtown. This was obviously filmed well before the tragic massacre, but I found myself in tears during the beginning scene and quickly realized it was simply too soon to be watching it. Luckily, it was short and soon picked up in other places.

The story gets complicated when the man on trial for the murder calls upon Jack Reacher and then subsequently enters a coma so he can’t explain the reason for his request. Jack Reacher arrives, and the investigation begins. It’s still unclear why a man of Jack Reacher’s stature, intelligence, value, and crime-fighting ability took such an interest in this case, other than for sport. Sure he knew the guy in question, but did he know him well enough to risk his life?

My other issue with this film is the casting. Though I’m a massive Tom Cruise fan, I gained renewed respect for him while watching him with the other actors. In short, they weren’t good enough. Rosamund Pike couldn’t contend with Cruise and her performance was therefore distracting. My guess is Cruise’s high quote demanded less expensive actors — but if you’re going to be on screen next to Cruise, you better hold court.

Despite my aforementioned criticism, I’d still encourage my readers to see the film. It’s action packed, it’s suspenseful, and it’s Tom Cruise. It’s a standard popcorn flick, and it’s enjoyable enough to bring a group of friends for a fun time. Plus, there’s a great no-guns-allowed fight scene that’s worth seeing.

RATING: 3/5 DISHES

Celebrity News In a Flash — Weekly Rundown

 

 

  • LeAnn Rimes’ sucks. Reality Tv Magazine
  • Kelly Clarkson is engaged. MTV
  • Mad Men’s Ben Feldman is engaged. E! Online
  • Ashton Kutcher filed for divorce from Demi Moore. Stuff
  • Renee Zellweger is dating Sheryl Crow’s ex. Entertainment Wise
  • Sean Penn called his marriages a “fraud.” Radar Online
  • Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey have sex to her music. Digital Spy
  • George W. Bush is gonna be a grandpa. Daily Mail
  • Hugh Hefner’s fiance got a nice engagement ring . . . again. The Gloss
  • Sarah Jessica Parker’s makeup artist has sticky fingers. TMZ
  • Taylor Swift and Harry Styles are going strong. Us Weekly

LeAnn Rimes Defends Herself — By Sinking Carly Rose Sonenclar

Though I’ve certainly been in trouble and forced to defend myself, I’ve never thrown anyone under the bus to do it. When asked why her performance was so unstable, Rimes’ lawyer said, “Any awkwardness was because ‘I was trying to help this 13-year-old girl who was having some trouble with the song.'” Allow me to take a moment to lecture LeAnn while simultaneously pointing out the obvious. The only person that had trouble with LeAnn Rimes’ song was LeAnn. As for why she felt the need to drag Carly on her hate train — I have no idea.


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LeAnn Rimes Stumbles Through X Factor Performance

You know you’ve got it rough when Britney Spears gives you a look of concern. LeAnn Rimes joined Carly Rose Sonenclar on the X Factor stage for what can only be described as a disastrous performance. She was behind the music, stumbled during her entrance, and could barely stand up straight while looking at Carly. I have to give Carly major props for holding it together, though. She’s a consummate professional. And as for LeAnn — good job sinking this young girl’s big moment. Don’t accept an offer that you aren’t in a position to accept, and get some help.