The great part about Carrie Ann Inaba’s wipe-out on Dancing With the Stars was the very hot Gilles Marini rushing over to rescue her, followed by Bruno Tonioli’s hilarious “me too” mock-fall in hopes that Gilles would also come to his rescue. And let’s not forget the very memorable one-liner from Tom Bergeron (A.K.A. the improvisational God). Watch below.
Author: The Dishmaster
Nicki Minaj Wants You To Come On Her Cone — Don’t Do It
I’m not sure what it means to “Come on a Cone,” but Nicki Minaj wants you to. She also wants you to know that “if you wasn’t so ugly, [she’d] put [her] dick in your face.” And by the way, if you’re wondering why Mariah Carey doesn’t respect Nicki Minaj as an artist, it will all become clear when you watch the video below.
Heidi Montag Admits to Plastic Surgery Mistakes
Just when I thought Heidi Montag might have a soul, she once again reminded me that reality television stars have no sense of reality. When asked about her extensive plastic surgery overhaul, she admitted it was a little much. But when questioned as to whether she communicated her realization with her doctor, she casually mentioned that he died. It’s always great to tarnish the reputation of a man who isn’t alive to defend himself. Watch below.
Tabloid Gossip — Weekend Rundown — Celebrity News Review
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- Harry Potter is single. SheKnows
- Dennis Quaid is getting divorced. Los Angeles Times
- Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are officially off the market. Stuff
- There’s a Dancing With the Stars dancer divorce. Wonderwall
- Evan Rachel Wood and Billy Elliot might get married soon. Digital Spy
- Megan Fox gave birth. E! Online
- Scalett Johansson is single again. Just Jared
- Adele had a baby. Radar Online
- Rihanna’s dad likes Chis Brown. PopBytes
- Women use their period as an excuse to avoid unappealing activities. Jezebel
- Lindsay Lohan has the worst parents in history. Crazy Days and Nights
- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart may not have reconciled after all. Examiner
Brad Pitt’s Chanel No.5 Commercial — Part II — Still a Stinker?
I’m having trouble figuring out why Brad Pitt’s Chanel No. 5 commercials aren’t working. The format is aligned with all previous Chanel No.5 commercials (which worked), and it’s Brad-Holy-Hotness-Pitt. If my readers can weigh in, I’d greatly appreciate it. That being said, the second one is slightly better than the first. Enjoy.
Nick Jonas Writes Wedding Bells for Miley Cyrus? — Young Love Triumphs
As someone who has never looked back on exes for fear of the a pillar of salt, I always enjoy the vicarious glimpse of songwriters pining for former flames. And it’s particularly enjoyable when it’s the man who pines, considering I rarely hear about that in real life. Such is the case for Nick Jonas, whose new song, “Wedding Bells” may or may not be about Miley Cyrus’ engagement. When asked if she thinks it’s about her, Cyrus simply said, “It’s pretty blatant.” Listen below to a rough recording.
Playboy Interviews Stephen Colbert
I’ve been a fan of Playboy’s interviews since my youth when I would steal my father’s magazines and read them (yes, for the interviews — not the pictures). My only hope is that one day I’ll work for Playboy (yes, as an interviewer, not as a centerfold). And since I also love Stephen Colbert, it was quite a nice surprise to see him featured in the November issue. Read some choice excerpts below, and read the full article by clicking HERE.
On his right-wing counterparts
Take Mr. Bill O’Reilly. He was a perfectly lovely guest, but he wouldn’t be his personality. He wasn’t an unpleasant person. I have no complaints other than the fact that I booked Bill O’Reilly and I got William O’Reilly.”
On human behavior
“I’m surprised there aren’t more unbalanced people in the world, because being alive is not easy. We’re just not that nice to one another. We’re all we have, and Jesus, are we sh*tty to one another. We really are.”
On his friendship with Jon Stewart
“I would say the thing that has kept me from being as good a friend to Jon as I would like is just that I’m such a fan. I am gobsmacked by his abilities. But that being said, we go out to dinner, and we sometimes pick up the phone just to say, ‘How are you?’ Or, ‘Do you mind if I tell you how I am? I had a shitty week.’”
On fear
“I suppose fear is like a drug. A little bit isn’t that bad, but you can get addicted to the consumption and distribution of it. What’s evil is the purposeful distribution of fear … If you’re injecting fear into other people, then you’re trying to kill their minds. You’re trying to get them to stop thinking … Fear is an attempt to impose tyranny over someone’s mind. It’s an act of oppression.”
On the death of his father and brother (in a plane crash when Colbert was 10)
“Any curiosity I have probably comes from my dad. He was a big thinker, a true intellectual. His idea of a good time was to read French philosophy, often French Christian philosophy”
On grief
“It’s just as keen but not as present. But it will always accept the invitation. Grief will always accept the invitation to appear. It’s got plenty of time for you … I’ve always liked that phrase He was visited by grief, because that’s really what it is.
On his teenage science fiction fandom
“In some ways it was about escape. I think there’s absolute truth in escaping the reality of your present predicament. And that can just be about being young. It doesn’t have to be a tragedy. There’s a tragedy to being 13. Things are changing. Friends are changing. Your body is changing. You need to escape that. My additional emotional crises don’t necessarily explain my interest in it.”
Emily Maynard & Jef Holm Confirm Breakup — The World Weeps
So much for true love. The schmaltzy sweethearts that fell in love during Emily Maynard’s second try for a reality-television-relationship have officially ended their engagement. Here’s their statements.
“>Jef Tells People:
“Meeting Emily on The Bachelorette was an incredible experience, we’ve had quite the journey. I’ve never loved someone so much in my whole life, Emily is the best person and mom I have ever met. She opened up her world to me and I fell in love with her, [her daughter] Ricki, her family and the Hendricks.
“She has a great group of people who surround her. What we shared was completely genuine and real and it breaks my heart but we have decided to break up.
“Emily will always have a special place in my heart. I don’t regret a single second I spent with her or Ricki. They both have been a huge part of my life. Who knows what tomorrow will bring but we are moving on to the next chapter of our lives.
“Emily and I are great friends and I hope we can continue to be friends forever. Everyone wants a salacious story to break, but the truth is we are just two people who fell in love and tried our hardest to make it work. I will always love her.”
“I am sorry to tell you that Jef and I have, indeed, parted ways,” Maynard says. “It was a very difficult and heartbreaking decision.
“As you know, at first I wasn’t sure that I should even be The Bachelorette, but I am a hopeless romantic and I do believe in the show. I have no regrets because I did find love and shared an incredible journey with a really special person – and you know what, we tried our best because the love between us was so real.
“I have nothing but respect and love for Jef and his family, but ultimately we are just at different points in our lives.
“I’ve learned so much and I’m grateful for all of the support I’ve received. I’m excited and hopeful for the next chapter in my life with my daughter, Ricki. I do hope that you will respect our privacy and allow us the time we need to heal.”
For once can someone actually give a tangible explanation as to what the hell happened? Until then, I’ll leave you with a quote from my very wise mother: “Relationships that start out hot-and-heavy never last.” And there you have it. The rose has wilted.
Andy Cohen Tells Jill Zarin Why He Fired Her
The Dishmaster loves honestly, so it was refreshing to see Andy Cohen hit Jill Zarin between the eyes when she asked him why he fired her from The Real Housewives of New York. The only thing he could have done differently was rephrased his last sentence to, “The viewers didn’t like you anymore.”
Gilles Does Bollywood — Paula Abdul Does Bruno
Proving her star-power, Paula Abdul executed one of the funniest moves I’ve seen on the Dancing With The Stars judging panel in some time. She actually imitated Bruno Tonioli’s ridiculousness. As for Gilles’ Bollywood routine, there are no words. But here’s one: I want to hang him on my wall and stare at him for eternity (wait . . . was that more than one word?).