Dane Cook Has Had a Lot of Gross Groupie Sex

Dane Cook is a clear example of a comedian that should have landed an A-list lady in his prime, because he’s now the guy with a dirty p*nis that f*cked hundreds of groupies and insults Jessica Simpson for sport. Perhaps I’m humorless, but I feel defensive of the reigning fashion diva whose managed to make nearly a billion dollars. If she’s “dumb,” may we all forgo a few brain cells for her success. Also, leave it to the press to pounce on Dane’s insult instead of the alarming amount of groupies he gave it up to. That is GROSS, and he should soak his sausage in boiling water.

Andy Cohen’s Joan Rivers Tribute — WATCH NOW

Of all the Joan Rivers tributes circling the web, the Watch What Happens Live montage below got me the most. Rivers visited Andy Cohen’s clubhouse on numerous occasions, showing her sharp wit, comedic timing, and sweet soul. Watch to see a great mash-up of material, along with Rivers’ take on returning to The Tonight Show after 28 years, courtesy of the great Jimmy Fallon who finally broke the infamous Johnny Carson ban.

Kim Kardashian Explains Robert Kardashian’s Wedding Exit

There’s a fine line between empathy and enabling, and Kim Kardashian West seems to have mastered the dance. Though Andy Cohen went easy on the reality star, he did get the dirt Robert Kardashian’s infamous exit from her wedding, and she didn’t hold back. Watch below to see Kardashian explain her tough love approach to her little bro.

Jennifer Lopez Revisits “Bennifer” — WWHL

Jennifer Lopez joined Andy Cohen for her club house debut, and and she did not disappoint. During the pressure-cooked “Plead the Fifth” segment, Cohen asked Lopez about the days of “Bennifer,” and Lopez admitted her role in Ben Affleck’s infamous fashion transformation. As a refresher, Affleck took a ton of heat for his red-carpet look beside Lopez, with many suggesting that she tried to change the down-to-earth Boston boy into a Hollywood heavyweight. Watch Lopez honestly discuss their relationship below, followed by some heated questions about an illusive feud with Mariah Carey.

Andy Cohen v. Jillian Michaels — Feud Mystery Solved

Andy Cohen recently declared the Jillian Michaels as his “worst guest ever,” and feigned dumbfounded ignorance about the source of her after-interview rage. After combing through the show, the mystery’s been solved. Watch the clip below to see Andy replay an extremely embarrassing 2005 moment in which Kathy Griffin unnecessarily roasts the Biggest Loser host who was actually excited to appear on ‘My Life on the D List.’ Given that Cohen and Kathy are clearly friends, she obviously did not take kindly to reliving the moment. Watch below.

Andy Cohen on Jillian Michaels: “Worst Guest Ever”

When asked about his worst guest ever, Andy Cohen did not disappoint. He named Jillian Michaels as his top tyrant, claiming she was “so mean to [his] staff,” and yelled at them like they “were on The Biggest Loser.” Watch his juicy revelation below.

Did Oprah Go Easy on Whitney Houston — Watch What Happens Live

Oprah took the passenger seat on Watch What Happens Live and refreshingly answered every question asked. True to form, Andy hid his hard-hitting questions behind the viewers, asking Oprah if she went to easy on Whitney Houston. Oprah replied with an interesting explanation about how she approaches her interviews, leaving judgment at the door (hear that Dr. Phil?). Watch below.

Cher on Tom Cruise: “He’s a Top Five Lover”

Cher stopped by ‘Watch What Happens Live’ for Andy Cohen’s gay parade, and the elated host asked the icon to dish the dirt on her favorite lover of all time. She then disclosed the news heard round the world: Tom Cruise is in her top five. Watch below.

The North Shore-LIJ Gala — The Stars are Shiny

The North Shore-Long Island Jewish Health System held its Destination Celebration spring gala on Thursday, April 25, 2013 at the Intrepid Sea, Air and Space Museum in New York City. Hosted Meredith Vieira and Bravo’s Andy Cohen, the evening included a performance by Harry Connick Jr. and a fireworks show on the Hudson. As The nation’s third-largest, non-profit, secular healthcare system, the evening successfully raised over $21 million for the health system that annually serves 4 million patients across the greater New York area. Enjoy some red carpet pictures below.

SHERRI SHEPHERD
SHERRI SHEPHERD
CAROL ALT
CAROL ALT
CLIVE DAVIS
CLIVE DAVIS
CAROL ALT & SHERRI SHEPHERD
CAROL ALT & SHERRI SHEPHERD
CHRIS CUOMO & CRISTINA CUOMO
CHRIS CUOMO & CRISTINA CUOMO
CYNTHIA NIXON
CYNTHIA NIXON
CYNTHIA NIXON & ANDY COHEN
CYNTHIA NIXON & ANDY COHEN
MEREDITH VIERA
MEREDITH VIERA
CYNTHIA NIXON & BEBE NEUWIRTH
CYNTHIA NIXON & BEBE NEUWIRTH