I’m not sure how to feel about Anderson Cooper’s public scolding of Teresa Giudice’s behavior during the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion show. On one hand, it’s enjoyable to watch an extremely intelligent person slap the hand of an unintelligent child. That being said, isn’t Anderson Cooper the same guy who travels to war-zones for CNN? My brain cannot fully process the downgrade. Watch below.
Author: The Dishmaster
Justin Bieber Performs on Dancing With the Stars — In a Onesie?
Julia Louis Dreyfus & Amy Poehler Swap Speeches — OoPs!
Original Emmy speeches deserve a standing ovation, especially when all the comedy at the awards is painfully canned. Watch what happened when Julia Louis Dreyfus accepted her award only to find out that she was accidentally reading Amy Poehler’s speech. I particularly enjoyed the shared spotlight for the nominated ladies.
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Howard Stern on Dr. Phil’s Dina Lohan Interview: “He’s a Bloated Bully”
“Dr. Phil is such an asshole. It’s like he’s beating up a retarded person. How are you helping that woman by lecturing her on television and telling her what a moron she is? He’s such a fucking bull shit artist. If she had any brains, she would have said, “Are you a real doctor?” At least Dr. Drew is good at pretending he cares. Dr. Phil doesn’t even pretend he cares. He’s just a fucking asshole. It’s not like he’s exposing Watergate. He took a woman who is obviously disturbed . . . . You fuck. Let’s take every disturbed person and you can sit there with that smug, fat, bloated look on your face. He’s a bully. He’s beating up on a woman who’s a complete mess. He’s like a parent who just lectures you to death. I can’t stand that prick. I want him to come on here so I can yell at him. Let’s see him stand up to me.” Howard Stern’s hilarious and appropriate on “Dr.” Phil.
Jon Stewart v. Stephen Colbert v. Jimmy Fallon — An Emmy Showdown
Full House Cast Reunites — Sing New Kids On The Block
The entire cast of one of my most loved childhood shows (sans Olsen twins) reunited for their 25th anniversary, and Kimmy Gibbler has the twitter photos to prove it. And for an extra special treat, click HERE to see Kimmy and D.J. Tanner dance to New Kids on the Block. Also note that John Stamos’ hotness just increases with age.
Green Day’s Billie Joe Checks Into Rehab — Apologizes for Tirade
While I certainly would never demean a man’s addiction issues, I’d like to take a moment to tell every brain-dead critic who classified Billie Joe’s on stage tirade as a “meltdown” to take their head out of their ass and send the guy flowers as a thank you for what has to be the best tongue-lashing of the music industry that I’ve seen in my lifetime. Sure his team wants to do damage control by apologizing and it’s certainly possible that had the man been sober, he would have thought twice about potentially hurting his media image. But let’s all take what he said to heart, realize that Justin Bieber is a joke, and that under no circumstances should Usher ever get more time on stage than Green Day. And for those that missed it, watch the video below.
No Doubt + Pink at iHeart Radio Music Festival — Kick-Ass!
Billie Joe Armstrong’s 1-Minute Outrage at iHeart Music Festival
There are many things in life that I don’t know for sure. But the one thing I am unequivocally certain of — is Billie Joe Armstrong is a certified bad-ass. When the Green Day frontman got a one minute warning during his performance at the iHeart Radio Music Festival to give Usher more time, he justifiably lost his shit in the coolest, most rock-star moment in recent history, saying:
“Oh, f–k this s–t. I’m gonna play a f–king new song….Give me a f–king break. One minute left. One minute f–king left. You’re gonna give me one f–king minute? Look at that f–king sign right there — one minute. Let me f–king tell you something, let me tell you something, I’ve been around since f–king 198-f-cking-8. And you’re gonna give me one f–king minute? You’ve gotta be f–king kidding me! You’re f–king kidding me. What the f–k! I’m not f–king Justin Bieber, you motherf–kers…I got one minute—one minute left. Oh, now I got nothing left. Let me show you what one f–king minute f–king means. One minute. God f–king love you all. We’ll be back.”
You gotta hand it to the guy. He’s successful enough to know that the music industry has tanked, and as one of the most-loved greats, he deserves respect. Watch the video below.