When you’re Kim Kardashian, the Twitter Gods can grant you just about anything, including discontinued foundation courtesy of Giorgio Armani, along with a stern schooling on how to spell the iconic designer’s name. Though it’s obviously an innocent mistake that could be made by just about anyone, everyone knows about Armani’s attention to detail, so the idea that he’d take some special time to correct a Kardashian gives me sweet satisfaction. Also, now that she’s making a spirited attempt at high-end fashion, there’s an extra special bow on top of this mistake. The brand has since deleted the tweet, presumably because they don’t want this type of attention. My advice? This is the exact type of attention they should want.
Author: The Dishmaster
Rachel Dolezal Breaks Her Silence
It’s fine to self-identify as a different race or religion from that which you were born. If a man born as a woman changes his gender identity, it would be politically and morally insensitive to deny his new gender. So why not accept a white person who identifies as black? After all, being a minority comes with its own set of struggles, and the more the merrier right? We’re all going to be one race eventually, so who cares?
While Rachel Dolezal and her supporters (see Whoopi Goldberg’s argument below) might present that argument, it has some serious holes. First, Dolezal’s claims of identifying as black at the age of five by “drawing self-portraits with a brown crayon” don’t hold up since she sued Howard University alleging that she was discriminated against for being white. To Matt Lauer’s point in her interview on The Today Show, she’s identifying with whatever race suits her needs in the moment, rather than authentically self-identifying with a different race. Furthermore, no one likes a liar, and it appears as if she deliberately twisted the truth to perpetuate the public’s ideas. For example, she claims that a black man named Alfred Wilkinson is her father, justifying the lie by implying he’s been more of a father to her than her own parents. Wilkinson has removed himself from the drama by hanging up the phone on reporters, and there’s no evidence to suggest he raised her as his daughter in any capacity. Furthermore, there are legitimate questions about Dolezal’s claims regarding alleged hate mail she received, adding to the many questions surrounding her web of lies.
This is less about race and more about truth. The public will pounce on lies, with an eager effort to hold people accountable. Had she been honest about her life, perhaps she’d have been embraced. Now she just looks like a standard, “crazy white lady” in need of a serious mental health intervention. Watch her interview The Today Show and see Whoopi Goldberg’s take below.
Seth MacFarlane Sings Cyndi Lauper as Family Guy Characters
Jeff Ross Roasts Criminals in Prison: Watch Clips
Until now, I’ve viewed Jeff Ross as a one-trick-Roast-pony. Sure he can hit Hollywood’s top dogs, but is he creative? Can he think outside his box of tricks and do something original? The answer to that question is yes. Ross crafted the original idea of roasting felons at a prison, and he found only one jail that would consent. According to Ross, it took a full year of behind-the-scenes production to pull this off, and his angst, though obviously elevated, waned once the roast began. Only those on good behavior got ot attend the roast. Watch clips below.
Jeff Ross Roasts Criminals: Live at Brazos County Jail
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Jeff Ross Roasts Criminals: Live at Brazos County Jail
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Rachel Dolezal Says She’s a Black Woman: WATCH NOW
There are many rats amidst Rachel Dolezal’s curious conversations about race, one of which is her biological parents’ desire to expose her lies. For those that missed the melee, Dolezal heads the NAACP chapter in Spokane, Washington, and she has allegedly misrepresented her race as black for much of her life. Her parents outed her claims, releasing pictures of their daughter as a freckle-faced white, blonde. It’s believed that Dolezal changed her hair texture and skin tone, along with lying about her own father’s race to perpetuate her public persona. Her black “father,” Albert Wilkerson Jr., has since come forward denying their relation. As for why her parents are so motivated to out their daughter’s lies, Dolezal believes it surrounds a molestation scandal and their subsequent estrangement.
Though the public would like to make this about race, it’s really about our desire to hold people accountable for their lies. It’s also about our voyeuristic approach to the delusions of others, along with our passion for pointing fingers. Like everyone else, I’d like to see a liar brought to justice under a public microscope.Does it hurt anyone to mis-identify race? Is it “black-face,” as many have suggested? Is it disrespectful to the black community? I’m not so sure. What I am sure of; however, is it is very, very weird, and I’d like an explanation.
Empire by Trump: A Father’s Day Fragrance
Donald Trump knows how to brand his babies, and Empire by Trump is no exception. The new men’s fragrance can be found exclusively at Macy’s, and it’s the perfect present for deserving dads in need of a confident scent that commands attention. With bold notes of peppermint, spicy chai and a hint of juicy apple combined with masculine florals, the seductive musky fragrance is a must-have father’s day gift. As for the bottle itself, the sleek design and packaging with hints of gold-tone details suggests it’s true to Trump’s expensive taste.
Tabloid Gossip: Your Week of News
Bob Costas isn’t happy about Caitlyn Jenner’s ESPY award. NYDN
Nicki Minaj’s ex cheated on her. TMZ
Leonardo DiCaprio has a new model girlfriend. Buzzfeed
Jennifer Aniston says Justin Theroux is the best part of her 40’s. People
Nick Jonas might be single. Gossip Girl
Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris are insta-official. Unreality TV
Kevin Federline really did love Britney Spears. Fish Wrapper
Ariana Grande is going in a new romantic direction. JSYK
Prince George is adorable. USA Today
Kim Kardashian thinks South West is a dumb baby name. Just Jared
Carrie Underwood has really hot legs. HUFFPO
Emma Roberts and Evan Peters ended their engagement. E! Online
Benedict Cumberbatch had a baby. The Frisky
Teen Mom’s Farrah Abraham is back on the market. Wet Paint
Brody Jenner and his girlfriend like threesomes. Rumor Fix
John Stamos got a DUI. People
Kendra Wilkinson + Hank Baskett Boot Camp: See a Clip
Kendra Wilkinson should send Hank Baskett a huge box of chocolates for his alleged affair because he’s successfully extended their much-needed fifteen minutes to a solid twenty. Nearly every clip of the desperate duo entails Wilkinson berating Baskett, without either party actually admitting what went down. If the rumor is true and this isn’t a carefully crafted reality-television setup, then perhaps Kendra can start elevating her torture techniques into eternity . . . because you know . . . it’s healthy for a marriage. As for Hank, he’s got a cash cow so I’m guessing he’s sticking around.
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Vanessa Hudgens Owns The Tony’s With Stellar Gigi Performance
Despite a rather lackluster, awkward evening overall, there was one notable performance at The Tony’s worth mentioning. That performance came by way of Vanessa Hudgens and the cast of Gigi, and the star gave us all a stern reminder that her true talent lies in song, dance, and theater. Hudgens has taken a left-of-center approach to her post-High-School-Musical career, and while it’s worth it for many actors to branch out of the box, her star is way to shiny for darker roles. Hats off to Hudgens for the night’s best act. Though her revival f the romantic musical comedy Gigi, will sadly play its final performance on Sunday, June 21, she sure did give it her best shot. Watch below.
Bryce Dallas Howard Cries to Conan About Home Depot: On Command
The ability to cry on command is confounding, but that’s why Hollywood stars get paid the big bucks. I can only imagine the endless opportunities for emotional manipulation at the hands of actors like Bryce Dallas Howard, who was deeply impacted Conan O’Brien’s very sad monologue about Home Depot. Watch her daunting skills below.
