‘Teen Mom’ Recap — Maci Crashes Ryan’s Vacation

If you watch ‘Teen Mom,’ then you know that the producers desperately try to edit Ryan into a villain, but the true villain is Maci herself. And this week’s episode solidified it. In short, she asked Ryan if she could attend his family vacation with him and his girlfriend, because she would miss their son too much during their time apart. Ryan graciously and thanklessly complied. I wonder if Ryan goes to Maci’s apartment to hang out with her and her boyfriend, because he misses his son? And furthermore, this isn’t the first time she’s tried to crash Ryan’s family time. Remember the infamous birthday blowout, which she predictably blamed on Ryan? The entire episode is below. Watch and enjoy.

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Vintage Clip — When Harry Met Sally

I’m still heartbroken over Nora Ephron’s death, and I’m therefore posting one of my favorite love soliloquies in movie history. It makes sense that it’s written by a woman, and it’s a style only Nora could properly illustrate. Ephron once said that the character “most like her” is Sally. Ephron called herself “optimistic” and said she “makes waiters unhappy.”

Cover of the Day — Vogue Brazil

Though I’m not usually Gisele fan, I am making an exception for her Vogue Brazil cover, which is especially brilliant. It’s inspired by street art, and I imagine it’s close to the Brazilian model’s heart. Her pregnancy sure isn’t slowing her down.

Jenny McCarthy Covers Playboy — Looks Stunning!

Since Jenny McCarthy is so aware of her strengths, perhaps she can petition MTV to bring back “Singled Out.” Aside from ‘Temptation Island,’ that was the best dating show on television. This is her sixth cover of Playboy, and she looks incredible. In fact, this might be my favorite cover, since she actually looks as if she’s a healthy weight. I hear she brings back the eighties in her photo-shoot. Let’s hope it sets a trend, because it would certainly reduce my monthly grooming bill by a significant amount.

‘Weeds’ Season 8 Begins — Will Nancy Die?

Since the inception of Weeds, I’ve always predicted Nancy would die at the end. But she does have nine lives and the series will end on Season 8 — so who knows. Watch the promo for this weekend’s premiere below. The show returns July 1 at 10 p.m. ET/PT on Showtime.

Goodbye, Nora Ephron — You Will Be Missed

Goodbye, Nora Ephron. You were a pioneer for women in this industry, and your words will live on forever. Take some time to watch below for one of the greatest scenes in movie history, written by Ephron. Director Rob Reiner once said that Meg Ryan’s character was based largely on elements of Ephron’s own personality.

Update: Ariana Huffington also wrote a beautiful tribute to Ephron, who was her personal friend — Read it here.

Quote of the Day — The Washington Post Hates Maroon 5’s New Album

“Overexposed is a hit-seeking missile that doesn’t just slaughter Maroon 5’s reputation for sincerity (which was pretty nonexistent anyway), it festoons its corpse with glitter, hairspray and Hello Kitty stickers. It seems more like a collaboration between Swedish hitmakers and AutoTune than between Levine and members of his band, who apparently exist, but it’s a small price to pay.” An excerpt Allison Stewart’s very cutting and well-written review for The Washington Post on Maroon 5’s new record.

Rielle Hunter on Good Morning America — Confirms John Edwards Breakup

Rielle Hunter still fascinates me. I’m always intrigued by the woman a man leaves his wife for, and I imagine that if I were ever left for another woman, I’d want her to be fantastic so that I could justify his departure in my head. But Rielle Hunter? I just don’t get it. And furthermore, I’d encourage all men to learn a lesson from this about using discretion with their extra-marital affairs. No one wants their personal business exposed on Good Morning America — or anywhere else.

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Magic Mike as a Musical? — Sign Me Up!

The depletion of Broadway (see ‘Bring it On’) makes me weep for the simple days of ‘A Chorus Line.’ But then I heard Magic Mike might become a musical, and my hope was restored. Does it get better than a live stripper show disguised as theater? Perhaps I should start saving my money now.

Alec Baldwin v. Paparazzi — How to Stop the Vultures

Last week, Alec Baldwin had a fight with a New York Daily News photographer who tried to take pictures of him and his fiancé leaving the NYC marriage license office (their nuptials are scheduled for June 30). According to Baldwin, the photographer, Marcus Santos, was aggressively shooting them. According to Santos, Baldwin flew into a rage, menaced a second News photographer, and then punched Santos in the chin. Although Baldwin denies throwing any punches, an NYPD investigation is ongoing.

Things continued to heat up for Baldwin on Wednesday, when he purportedly rode his bike over the foot of an “Inside Edition” reporter waiting outside his home to inquire about the prior incident. Baldwin’s response on Twitter? “I think it was that person who placed their foot under the wheel of my bike.”

The boldness and hilarity of Baldwin’s responses to these “journalistic” intrusions aside, paparazzi run-ins like these have prompted one of my smartest friends (A.K.A “The Dishmaster“) to ask one of her many great questions: “Why don’t we have effective and constitutionally-sound laws that protect celebrities from overly aggressive, privacy-invading paparazzi?”

Although the Constitution affords privacy rights which may be protected by laws prohibiting trespass, stalking, intrusion, and certain audio/video surveillance, the First Amendment also – at least arguably – protects certain rights to snap photos of celebs in public and publish them.

Not surprisingly, of the states in the US, California was the one to spearhead the creation of an anti-paparazzi law – California Civil Code Section 1708.8. The law was passed in 1998 in response to Princess Diana’s death. It created a civil damages cause of action for three tactics commonly used by paparazzi to get celebrity photos and footage. That statute has three components: (1) a “physical invasion of privacy law” creating damages for entering another person’s property to record an image, video or sound; (2) a “technological trespass” law, which makes photographers liable if they use an enhancing device to record from afar, such as a telephoto lens or parabolic microphones; and (3) the statute makes actionable any assault “committed with the intent to capture” images, video or sound. Although some have questioned the Constitutionality of the law on First Amendment grounds, no one has yet mounted a successful challenge.

The law was strengthened in January, 2010, when California made it a crime to snap and sell unauthorized photos of celebrities in “personal or familial activity” (violators face fines up to $50,000). Furthermore, media outlets using material obtained from these invasive tactics became liable for special damages, punitive damages, and a civil fine anywhere from $5,000 to $50,000.

And to address paparazzi car-chase scenarios, California also passed an additional law in late 2010, which doles out harsher penalties for paparazzi found in violation of traffic laws or interfering with the operation of a celebrity’s vehicle while in the midst of a photo pursuit (violators may receive a fine of up to $5,000 or a year in prison).

One group claiming credit for the strengthening of the anti-paparazzi law in 2010 is The PAPARAZZI Reform Initiative, which was founded in February 2009. The Initiative strives to highlight egregious paparazzi incidents, track anti-paparazzi laws, and advocate for reform.

Although federal legislation has been proposed, it’s proved fruitless. In 1998, for example, four bills were given to Congress pertaining to federal anti-paparazzi legislation, but they went nowhere. And unfortunately for Alec Baldwin, New York has yet to follow California’s lead, and Baldwin is therefore left with no specific protections, but based on these recent run-ins he certainly seems capable of fending for himself. In the alternative, maybe he should give Bloomberg a call…