The Dish – Tabloid Review

Mel Gibson and his girlfriend/Baby Mama have split. Gee – I didn’t see that one coming. Gibson has 7 children from his first marriage, and two grandchildren. At least the grandchildren and his newborn daughter can have play-dates.

Larry King filed for divorce from his wife, Shawn Southwick, amidst many cheating rumors. She allegedly cheated with her kid’s baseball coach, and he allegedly cheated with her sister. The sister has denied the rumors, claiming that “Larry is like a father to [her].”  I imagine that he was also like a father to Southwick, given that he’s 76 years old. 

Shaquille O’Neal is trying to stop his ex-wife from appearing on the new VH1 show, ‘Basketball Wives.’  He claims that her appearance violates the confidentiality contract that she signed.  I’m sure he just doesn’t want a televised Shaq bashing session.

Charlie Sheen was spotted leaving lingerie model Angelina Tracy’s apartment wearing a ridiculous disguise.  When busted, he said he wore the disguise to play a joke on the paparazzi, and he was visiting Tracy as part of a 12 step program.  I wonder which step this was.

Celebrity Gossip Review – Dish Catch up Time

Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey announced the breakup of their 5 year relationship via twitter, less than two months after using twitter to declare their love for one another.  

Sandra Bullock has broken her silence to squash rumors of a sex tape between her and Jesse James.  What I find particularly interesting, is that this is the only rumor that she has come forward to squash.  I suppose it’s because it’s the only one that she is directly involved with.  I guess she won’t confirm or deny whether Jesse James is a nazi. 

Kate Gosselin responded to Jon’s custody petition by reminding everyone that she is appearing on ‘Dancing with the Stars’ to provide for her children.  You go girl!  It’s not like she can rely on Jon for financial support, considering he destroyed his public image, and I imagine laying brick won’t support 8 children.  

George Clooney debunked rumors that he and his non smiling girlfriend, Elisabetta Canalis, have split up, calling the story “made up.”

Matt Damon thinks marriage is a ridiculous idea, and doesn’t think it’s possible to spend your entire life with someone without being “totally driven crazy.”  He then said his wife is the best thing that ever happened to him.  Hmmm…..