Kim Kardashian is launching a credit card for teens, which gives them a small amount of credit so they learn to spend responsibly. This might be the best celebrity business decision in history. If there’s anything I know about my useless teenage education, it’s that those worthless teachers left the most important lesson out of their lectures — DON’T FUCK UP YOUR CREDIT! My adult life has never involved a fraction, but it’s certainly involved buying a car. I’m officially going to stop picking on Kim Kardashian. Not only because she launched a credit card instead of a dumb fragrance, but also because I’ve recently been tipped off by a reliable source that she’s a very kind person. So there you have it. Congratulations, Kim.
Halle Berry Launches Fragrance – And One of the Strangest Ads Ever
So both Halle Berry and Jennifer Lopez are launching fragrances, and in the side-by-side photo advertisement comparison, I couldn’t help but notice just how terrible Halle Berry’s ad is. My problem is not that she shaded her face. It’s that she shaded her face while revealing her nose, which makes her look like some strange man in the darkness with a gigantic honker (and no – I am not sensitive to this because of my humongous schnoz so back off). I’d also like to point out that she should take Jennifer Lopez’s lead and reveal her face in its entirety. Lopez clearly knows what she’s doing, as she’s launched 16 perfumes which have collectively grossed over $1 billion dollars. If you are going to use your celebrity to sell your own product, then use your celebrity! Don’t cover it up! See the picture by clicking on the link below.
Halle Berry’s Fragrance Ad