If you wonder why Jennifer Lopez hasn’t looked sad lately, it’s probably because her marriage was over long before her official announcement. How do I know this? Because she’s on the cover of Vanity Fair discussing why she dumped MarK Anthony, and these interviews take place at least a month before they hit the stands. When asked about the divorce, she said, “Sometimes we don’t realize that we are compromising ourselves. To understand that a person is not good for you, or that that person is not treating you in the right way, or that he is not doing the right thing for himself — if I stay, then I am not doing the right thing for me. I love myself enough to walk away from that now.” Am I the only person that thinks publicly discussing the reason for leaving someone is inappropriate? On top of that, rumors are circulating that Mark cheated on her, and that he was extremely controlling. Though this might just be tabloid rumors, JLO’s camp hasn’t denied it, which leads me to believe they are responsible for the leaks. Sometimes your private life is best left private. You don’t see DiCaprio doing this.
The tragedy of a celebrity breakup is that there’s an internet time capsule with interviews of happier times. Let this be a lesson to famous couples everywhere — don’t publicly declare your love — you might pay for it later. Speaking of paying for it, I’m posting a video of Jennifer Lopez and Mark Anthony’s performance on American Idol, to show that Jennifer Lopez has a very nice ass, and these two might have actually liked each other at one point in time. Actually — they look like two titans competing for stage time. Perhaps that’s the lesson. Don’t marry someone of the same celebrity stature. No one wants to share a spotlight.