Here at The Dishmaster, I make lots of predictions and then link to those posts at a later date to brag. So get ready for another one, because here goes: I predict Justin Bieber will spend himself into bankruptcy by the time he turns forty. Why? When asked about Prince William for the U.K.’s Rollercoaster magazine, Bieber commented on his hair loss, saying, “I mean, there are things to prevent that nowadays, like Propecia . . . . I don’t know why he doesn’t just get those things, those products. You just take Propecia and your hair grows back. Have you not got it over here?” Though I don’t wish him harm, he’s reeking of washed-up-child-star-syndrome. And we know how that story ends.
Many women in my high school dreamed of marrying Prince William. In fact, my mother and I used to discuss how Prince William got all the looks and poor Prince Harry was far behind. Years later, it turns out Prince Harry caught up, and judging from the clip below, he might be the funnier of the two. As Kate Middleton walked down the aisle with Prince William’s back turned, Prince Harry snuck a peak and whispered something in his brother’s ear. It’s unknown what he said, but he certainly had a Cheshire cat grin that made me wonder. Watch below.