The Dishmaster Returns! — Tabloid Recap

I’ve returned from a very relaxing vacation, which involved some much-needed bonding time with some very good friends. Thanks to all my loyal readers for sticking around, and thanks to my mother for making me lots of delicious bagels for breakfast every morning. And in case you didn’t keep up with the celebrity gossip while I was gone, I’ve listed all the extremely important news items below. Enjoy!


  • Sienna Miller gave birth. Pop Sugar
  • Claire Danes is pregnant with her first baby. Us Magazine
  • Kris Humphries might have a pregnant ex-girlfriend. TMZ
  • Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes are negotiating a divorce settlement. E! Online
  • Kimberly Stewart showed-off her baby with Benicio Del Toro. Radar Online
  • Katy Perry reveals the reasons for her divorce from Russell Brand in her new film, ‘Part of Me.’ Hollywood Life
  • Ryan Reynolds & Blake Lively look happy. People
  • Singer Lily Allen is pregnant. Perez Hilton
  • Barney Frank married his longtime partner. New York Times
  • Serena Williams won her fifth Wimbleton title. Yahoo! Sports
  • George Clooney & Jennifer Aniston are still friends. Jezebel
  • Kelly Osbourne might be a brat. MSN
  • Jennifer Lopez is hot. The Superficial
  • Justin Bieber is a bad driver. Pop Crunch
  • ‘Magic Mike’ costars Channing Tatum & Alex Pettyfer hate each other. Celebitchy
  • ‘True Blood’s’ Joe Manganiello has a new girlfriend. Celebrity Pop
  • Spoiler Alert: Who does Emily Maynard pick on ‘The Bachelorette’? Astrochicks
  • Taylor Swift might be dating Patrick Schwarzenegger. Boston








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