Author: The Dishmaster

#JACKISBACK with a vengeance, and Keifer Sutherland came to play. In what’s predicted to be many world-ending adventures, the folks over at FOX smartly realized that if you’ve got a formula that works, bring it back. Watch below to see the Hollywood bad boy up his good guy status.

Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard have made it their personal mission to protect celebrity children from paparazzi pictures, and they’ve succeeded in stopping many magazines from purchasing those pictures. It’s clear the celebrity couple have done their research about the uphill battle in changing the laws associated with this horrific practice, so they’ve instead waged war on the magazines themselves, including many of the photo-agencies responsible for perpetuating the practice.

The power couple took their battle to Access Hollywood, where they directly confronted two members of a paparazzi agency, AKM-GSI CEO Steve Ginsburg and AKM-GSI reporter Christian Zimmerman. According to Bell, “If the paparazzi were no longer getting paid, they would stop hunting [her] children.”

Watch the video below, and take a moment to consider refraining from purchasing magazines and reading blogs that publish pictures of children. Here at The Dishmaster, I’d like to make it clear that I have never and will never publish any paparazzi pictures, including those of children. As an attorney, I am well aware that the paparazzi have a constitutional right to take those pictures. That being said, they are constitutional vultures.

Either the new season of Mad Men involves psychedelic drugs, or series creator Matthew Weiner likes colorful things. To learn more about who created this ad for the very famous fictional ad agency, check out this New York Times article.

At the seventh annual Black Women in Hollywood Luncheon hosted by Essence magazine, Lupita Nyong’o gave one of the most moving speeches ever uttered. Watch below to see Lupita describe her own personal struggle with her skin color, and society’s standard of beauty.

“No, I didn’t feel bad for him at all. He’s a big boy and has made his own bed. Juan Pablo can be his own worst enemy. Whether this was a good fit or not or the best decision, I feel like he’s fought it. For me, he gets really defensive and short and that’s when he says, “OK” or “perfect,” whereas normally you’d have a response. He either gets defensive or goes into dad mode and he talks to them like they’re his daughter, and says things like, “Don’t be sad,” and touches their hair.” Chris Harrison, on whether he felt bad for Juan Pablo during the Women Tell All.”