Author: The Dishmaster

Of all the Bachelors ABC ever cast, Ben Flajnik was the worst in history. He was angry, lacked empathy, and looked unwashed. Plus, he didn’t get it. And judging from his recent quotes in response to Courtney Robertson’s proclamation that he was unkind and made her miserable, Flajnik, true to form, showed his lack of class once again, saying, “Breaking up was the right move . . . . That [she’s now dating Arie] really closed the door behind her.” I’d like to remind Ben that this woman was once good enough to propose marriage to. If you have a problem with her character perhaps your real problem is your own judgment. Furthermore, when a woman is single, she’s single. Don’t break up with her if you don’t want her to date.

If Diane Sawyer was in fact drunk during her election coverage, then my love for her has exponentially increased. Election news is overwhelmingly boring, so perhaps she needed a pick-me-up? It’s either that, or she was about to fall asleep on the table and ran out of content.

The only thing I learned from the election is our President was tied up for two years on a bloated brigade, and two men spent billions of dollars on self-aggrandizing and trash-talking instead of using that money on something that might actually help the country. But until there’s a time and money restriction, this mess will continue into eternity. Watch their speeches below.

How many marriages will Kirstie Alley torpedo during her take-no-prisoners press tour? First she confessed her love for John Travolta, and now she’s soiling the memory of Patrick Swayze’s marriage by exposing an emotional affair? Have some class.

Hollywood power women have it right. Find a man whose success is far unrelated to your own profession — or just pick up a boy-toy JLO style. So congratulations, Heidi Klum, at least you’ve fulfilled the bodyguard fantasy.