Isn’t new love wonderful? It’s especially wonderful when that new love turns to old love and you no longer shave your legs, gain weight, and incessantly nag your boyfriend about the hotter chicks he’s checking out. It appears Kelly Clarkson might be on that road to wonderful, revealing in a new interview with In Touch that she was “working out pretty heavily for a while” but now that she has her man she no longer has to do that anymore. Good luck, Kelly. Good luck.
Author: The Dishmaster
Kid Rock Sells His Dinosaur — Embraces iTunes
Congratulations, Kid Rock. You’ve thrown away your fossil and joined the masses. For years Kid Rock insisted that iTunes ruined music by allowing the consumer to individually purchase songs. Though he certainly had a point, his move dated his brand and alienated himself. There’s nothing worse than dated lectures on the glory days. So thanks Kid Rock, and welcome to my generation.
Kelly Clarkson Caught Her Breath — And a Good Stylist
Maksim Chmerkovskiy Waltzes Into My Fantasy-Man-List
I think most women would agree that there is nothing hotter than a man in a white Hanes T-shirt. I also think most women would agree that it doesn’t get hotter than Maksim Chmerkovskiy. You know a man has exceeded The Dishmaster’s hotness scale when I find myself making bold declarations like, “I deserve him.” The Dishmaster will persevere! And until then, watch the video below of Maksim’s performance with Kirstie Alley.
Derek Hough’s Samba Sizzles — Tribal Triumph
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. There is no better choreographer on ‘Dancing With the Stars’ than Derek Hough. He’s original and incredible. Sure his samba lacked substantial samba content, but with a dance like that, the rules should be rewritten. Watch below to see his performance with Shawn Johnson and Mark Ballas.
Saturday Night Live Hits a Homerun With Homeland Sketch — WATCH
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It’s astounding that ‘Saturday Night Live’ is still this good all these years later. It’s hard to sustain momentum, and Lorne Michaels is an unequivocal genius. Watch Anne Hathaway kill it as Claire Danes during her Homeland sketch. Might I add that the Jewish references for Saul’s character were also quite enjoyable? He nailed Mandy Patinkin.
Interview With a Music Icon — Alan Parsons
When I told my musician friends about my Alan Parsons interview, it solidified my eternal bragging rights. In fact, they insisted that I watch the documentary for the making of Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon, the legendary album that Parsons engineered. His iconic career as a producer and engineer spans four decades. To date, Parsons has sold millions of records and earned 11 Grammy nominations. He kindly took the time to answer a few of my questions. Enjoy!
The music industry has significantly changed since you entered the business. Do you think it will ever recover?
Clearly the established artists have suffered. The consumer doesn’t really understand that copyright holders have to get paid. Youtube is the biggest culprit. But up-and-coming artists love it because they have a chance to get exposed for nothing. And although record sales have declined, people will always pay to see a band play live. As long as there are live shows, people will see them. But I’m really worried about recording music.
Have the changes also paved the way for less talented stars?
There’s a tendency for people to think that because the technology has become so accessible. Anyone can make a half-decent record on a laptop. But in the end, the real talent will come through. And that’s always been the case.
You’re known for some high-profile concept albums. With the ability to individually purchase songs, is the concept album dead?
People don’t seem to be interested in listening to 40 minutes of music anymore. They want a three minute clip. It gives instant gratification. The reality is that probably one or two of the songs on an album will get picked up by other outlets. It’s lamentable that people aren’t picking up an album, turning the lights down, and enjoying it. But you still have to sequence an album. And people still expect me to make conceptual music. That’s what I do best.
With your level of experience, is it possible to listen to music from a layman’s perspective?
I’m very much a layman when it comes to listening to music. I rarely listen to other people’s music on my studio stereo. I listen to most of it in my car. If I do have the occasion to listen to someone else’s record under studio conditions, then I might be more analytical. I might be quizzical or jealous. But I’m most likely to play stuff I really like in the studio.
Do you have a preference for analog over digital recording?
Digital recording is young. We are already using video recorders to make movies, so why not use digital recorders to make an analog sound? We just haven’t found the right parameters and technology to exactly emulate analog. But we are getting closer every day.
While working as an engineer in the beginning of your career, did you know that you ultimately wanted to be a producer?
It was always a goal. I didn’t know when I left school that I would be a producer, but as soon as I got the job at Abbey Road, I had my sights set on production. I learned from watching other producers and engineers at work. I saw who had the magic touch and who didn’t, and it helped me learn from the mistakes and strengths of others.
When you work on high-profile projects like Dark Side of the Moon and Abbey Road, does your inner fanboy disrupt your objective outlook?
I think being a fan of the music has a value. I take no credit for the creative input on The Beatles though. I was too young and too green. But I was the ultimate Beatles fan. I was in 7th heaven. It was incredible.
If you could duplicate that experience now, would you approach it differently?
Not at all. I still work on instinct. I’m essentially rather selfish. I’m pursuing things that I think work. That’s not to say that I won’t team up with others. I enjoy the spirit of collaboration. But in terms of whether I work differently now, no. I’ve always worked the same way.
I have to ask you this, because my musician friends have discussed it extensively. You’ve obviously heard the controversy about Lady Antebellum’s “Need You Now” being a rip-off of your song, “Eye in the Sky.”
I have heard of that controversy, yes. And I have absolutely no comment.
Fair enough. And speaking of controversy, I’ve read a few interviews where you’ve addressed Dave Gilmour’s comments about your contribution to Pink Floyd. Have you ever had a personal conversation with him about it?
We only worked together during that period. So no, we’ve never had that conversation. The opinions of the band have occasionally been dismissive about my contribution and occasionally been very complimentary. To me, it doesn’t really matter what they think. I know what I contributed.
Tell me about your upcoming project with Jake Shimabukuro.
Jake is touring as we speak. What I like about the album is it’s a combination of unaccompanied solo, Jake playing with a rhythm section, and Jake playing with an orchestra. It was an idea I put forward. I thought he’d be incredible playing live with an orchestra.
What motivates your decision to choose a project?
In the past it was a matter of convenience and finance. But I would not get involved in something that didn’t have some merit. I’m not about to suddenly make a hip hop album because it pays well. I’ve got to be into the style of the music and to feel that I can offer the artist something as his or her producer.
Do you have any upcoming projects you’re excited about?
We are in the process of fundraising for an Anglo-Greek band called Electric Litany, and I’m hoping we will be recording their new album by the end of this year.
Dancing With the Stars After Party — Lacey Schwimmer Sings
I was invited to the Dancing With the Stars After Party by AT&T (the show’s sponsor), and though the very beautiful Joanna Krupa was stranded in New York for Hurricane Sandy related reasons, it was still quite enjoyable. The show is an online pit stop for post-dance chatter and it’s a fun group gathering. Though I was about to post a video from that evening, I stumbled across a previous performance by Lacey Schwimmer that I had to post. Who knew she had singing aspirations? Watch her sing with the It Boys, and click HERE to see more videos from the After Party.
Tabloid Gossip — Weekend Rundown — Celebrity News in Brief
- Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up. Idolator
- Emily Maynard is “single.” And also loves race car drivers. Reality TV Magazine
- Halle Berry lost her custody war. Or gained, depending on how you see it. People
- Rihanna denies rekindling her romance with Chris Brown. Wonderwall
- Lindsay Lohan backed out on her Barbara Walters interview. SheKnows
- Jessica Biel is Gerard Butler’s “one that got away.” Wet Paint
- Jake Gyllenhaal has a new girl. And she’s a brunette. Huffington Post
- Kat Von D and Deadmau5 broke up. E! Online
- Kim Kardashion was close to jail? Pop Bytes
- JLO didn’t fire her maid. TMZ
- Don’t call Jack Nicholson a sex legend. Us Magazine
- Was Madonna snubbed by Gaga? Contact Music
- Another one of Leonardo DiCaprio’s supermodels bit the dust. ICYDK
- Heidi Klum is in love. USA Today
- Gisele Bundchen has a big belly. Hollywood Tuna
- Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard are having a baby. TV Guide
