Author: The Dishmaster

Eva Longoria on Letterman — Denies Desperate Housewives Feud — WATCH

Eva Longoria is a bad liar. If there’s anything I know about the entertainment industry, it’s where there’s smoke . . . . Watch her very bad acting skills at work when Letterman asked whether there’s a feud with her co-stars, specifically — Teri Hatcher. And as an aside, keep your carry-on luggage. That has to be the worst gift ever. Watch below.

Howard Stern on Jimmy Fallon: Insults Jay Leno

Howard Stern is at his best when he’s expelling venomous hatred toward his enemies. One notorious enemy is Jay Leno, who Stern’s been bad-mouthing for years. Their bad blood started when Leno stole one of Stern’s staffers and years later, Stern still won’t relent. So when Jimmy Fallon mentioned Leno to Stern, the Stern fans in the audience predictably went nuts, as did Stern. Apparently, Fallon called Stern for advice about interviewing President Obama and then confessed to Stern that he also called Leno. Stern then said, “Jay Leno’s hasn’t done a good interview ever,” and “I never would have answered you if I knew [that].” Watch below.

Howard Stern Kisses Matt Lauer — Calls Him a Robot

If you’ve ever had trouble understanding my love for Howard Stern, then all you need to do is watch below to see his interview with Matt Lauer on The Today Show. Since they’re friends outside of the show, Stern refused the formalities, calling Lauer a “robot” during his canned introduction and later confessing that they drink wine together at Stern’s house while discussing The Today Show. Lauer was hilariously uncomfortable, so Stern took it to the next level by jumping on his lap and kissing him. Enjoy!

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These United States — Audiotree Live Session

I love Jesse Elliot of These United States. He’s kind, he’s humble, and he’s talented. Did I mention he’s also easy on the eyes and doesn’t even seem to be aware of it? Watch These United States perform below, and stay tuned for their interview with The Dishmaster.
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Quote of the Day: Howard Stern Asks Andy Cohen — “Are the Real Housewives Retarded?”

“Let’s tell the truth. You’re a very bright guy . . . . You know as well as I do that these women have no idea what idiots they look like. You’re the mastermind behind this. Do you ever feel like you’ve taken a retarded person and made a fortune off of them?” Howard Stern’s question to Andy Cohen about whether he feels as if he’s exploiting the Real Housewives by putting them on television when they’re “dumb.”

Howard Stern’s Wife on Ellen: “He Thanked A Seal”

Howard Stern’s wife randomly works in the industry, and whenever she makes television appearances to promote her work, she awkwardly references her husband. I assume she’s uncomfortable because she’s fearful of the audience’s reaction given Stern’s reputation with the masses. But if you listen to his show, you know he’s a big pussy-cat. Beth exposed his soft side on Ellen when she relayed a story about his photography session with a seal, which ended with Stern thanking the seal for his participation. Watch below.

Derek & Maria Dance the Samba — Magical

Derek Hough is undoubtedly the best choreographer on Dancing With the Stars, and that was demonstrated again last night by his extremely original take on the Samba, which included a very fun Bollywood spin. Watch below, and take notice of Maria’s very flat stomach. It’s incredible.