Adele’s James Bond Theme Leaks — Listen Now

There’s no bigger Adele fan than The Dishmaster. That being said, I’m not crazy about the James Bond theme. When asked about her decision to sign on for the film, Adele said, “There’s a lot of instant spotlight and pressure when it comes to a Bond song. But I fell in love with the script and Paul had some great ideas for the track and it ended up being a bit of a no-brainer to do it.” I get it. The theme is tough to write. But it’s just a little boring for my taste.

Arnold Schwarzenegger on 60 Minutes — Smiles Through Remorse? — WATCH

I never understood Maria Shriver’s relationship with Arnold Schwarzenegger and apparently, neither did Maria Shriver. In a lazy attempt to clean up his image, Schwarzenegger sat down with Lesley Stahl to answer some softball questions about his astounding affair and subsequent love-child. Judging by this tell-all interview, the only thing the guy feels sorry about is getting caught. It’s nearly sociopathic. Sure he can articulate remorse with complete sentences, but can the guy actually be remorseful? Here’s my advice: if you’re going to privately humiliate your wife, perhaps you should withhold from publicly humiliating her too by recounting very personal marriage details in your memoir. I realize he has an interest in image-cleanup, but hasn’t he caused his ex enough pain? And furthermore, why didn’t Lesley Stahl ask the one question everyone wants to know: Why would he sleep with someone that unattractive?

Tabloid Gossip — Weekend Rundown — Everything You Don’t Need to Know

  • Is Simon Cowell dating Carmen Electra? PopSugar
  • Have Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart reconciled? ICYDK
  • Antonio Sabato, Jr. got married. Wonderwall
  • JWOWW confirmed her engagement. Wet Paint
  • Kristin Cavallari debuted her baby. People
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger had an affair with Brigitte Nielson. TMZ
  • Britney Spears’ ex-manager from hell won’t go away. CDAN
  • Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth might be in a twitter fight. The Inquisitr

 

 

Anderson Cooper v. Teresa Giudice: “GROW UP!”

I’m not sure how to feel about Anderson Cooper’s public scolding of Teresa Giudice’s behavior during the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion show. On one hand, it’s enjoyable to watch an extremely intelligent person slap the hand of an unintelligent child. That being said, isn’t Anderson Cooper the same guy who travels to war-zones for CNN? My brain cannot fully process the downgrade. Watch below.

Julia Louis Dreyfus & Amy Poehler Swap Speeches — OoPs!

Original Emmy speeches deserve a standing ovation, especially when all the comedy at the awards is painfully canned. Watch what happened when Julia Louis Dreyfus accepted her award only to find out that she was accidentally reading Amy Poehler’s speech. I particularly enjoyed the shared spotlight for the nominated ladies.

Howard Stern on Dr. Phil’s Dina Lohan Interview: “He’s a Bloated Bully”


“Dr. Phil is such an asshole. It’s like he’s beating up a retarded person. How are you helping that woman by lecturing her on television and telling her what a moron she is? He’s such a fucking bull shit artist. If she had any brains, she would have said, “Are you a real doctor?” At least Dr. Drew is good at pretending he cares. Dr. Phil doesn’t even pretend he cares. He’s just a fucking asshole. It’s not like he’s exposing Watergate. He took a woman who is obviously disturbed . . . . You fuck. Let’s take every disturbed person and you can sit there with that smug, fat, bloated look on your face. He’s a bully. He’s beating up on a woman who’s a complete mess. He’s like a parent who just lectures you to death. I can’t stand that prick. I want him to come on here so I can yell at him. Let’s see him stand up to me.” Howard Stern’s hilarious and appropriate on “Dr.” Phil.

Full House Cast Reunites — Sing New Kids On The Block

The entire cast of one of my most loved childhood shows (sans Olsen twins) reunited for their 25th anniversary, and Kimmy Gibbler has the twitter photos to prove it. And for an extra special treat, click HERE to see Kimmy and D.J. Tanner dance to New Kids on the Block. Also note that John Stamos’ hotness just increases with age.