What is Bain Capital? Should a Business Executive be President?

Written By: Rik Sault, Contributing Editor

As the Obama campaign presses its attack on Mitt Romney’s career at Bain Capital, the one-term governor continues to defend, and even tout, his business credentials (you know, because he doesn’t really like to talk about his time as governor of Massachusetts). “Right now we have an economy in trouble, and someone who spent their career in the economy is more suited to help fix the economy than someone who spent his life in politics and as a community organizer,” Romney told Time magazine

So what is Bain Capital? Bain Capital is a Boston-based private equity firm that Mitt, a co-founder, helped grow into a $66 billion company. While he was at the helm, Bain invested in Staples, which grew from 1 store in 1986 to 1,100 stores in 1996 (in 2011, there were 2000 Staples stores). Other notable investments and acquisitions during Mitt’s time include Sports Authority, Domino’s Pizza, and Sealy (the mattress company). After he left Bain for good in 1999, Mitt got a sweet retirement package; he negotiated an agreement that allowed him to receive something called a “passive profit share” in certain Bain entities, and this deal brought him millions in annual income.

And what is a private equity firm? I don’t really know, but I think it works like this…. A private equity firm like Bain takes money from investors – ranging from pension funds to wealthy individuals – and pools all that money into a private equity fund (think Scrooge McDuck’s Vault). Then the firm invests that money and acquires companies. The goal of the firm is to turn a profit on the acquired companies by improving them, selling them, merging them, and so on. Those profits go back to the investors and the firm keeps a fee for managing the funds.

Romney has said that he created jobs while at Bain. It appears that he did make some jobs, by helping some companies grow, but he eliminated other jobs by dismantling or merging certain failing companies. Bain generally keeps a secret of how many jobs it creates as opposed to how many it eliminates. Its goal, of course, is to make money for its investors, not to create jobs.

Jack Welch, the former CEO of General Electric, recently appeared on Piers Morgan to support Romney and blast Obama’s economic record. Welch, who resembles a particularly scary leprechaun, was adamant that running a private equity company is great experience for a presidential candidate. He went on to explain that private equity saves broken companies which would otherwise go under, by investing in and reinvigorating them. Even Welch, however, admitted that Mitt may have went too far when he said that he created jobs. Welch explained that, generally, private equity does not create a lot of jobs, but instead it preserves good-paying, sustainable jobs by making failing companies profitable again.

So, because of his time at Bain Capital, Mitt claims to be a far more qualified steward of the economy than President Obama – who is seeing an economic recovery, but a very slow one.

Does Mitt’s business experience give him a better perspective on how to approach national economic policy? Or does Obama’s career in politics and government give him the right tools? I just don’t know. But I do know this, the Republicans’ unfailing icon – Ronald Reagan – had a pretty good run at boosting the economy – through tax cuts and Cold War spending, among other things. And he was no business executive. Actor, president of the Screen Actor’s Guild, ideal grandfather-face – this experience was all Ronnie needed.

Phillip Phillips on “Home” — “It’s Not My Single”

I just played Phillip Phillips’ new single, “Home” for a close friend who said, “Hasn’t the same guy won American Idol five years in a row?” I scratched my head for a moment and then thought, “Oh my God! She’s right!” America keeps choosing the sweet white boy with a guitar, and they have all faded off into never-never land (see Kris Allen, David Cook, and Lee Dewyze). So what’s the explanation for their post-Idol struggle? My guess is that it’s their desire to write their own music, despite having failed at that prior to their appearance on the show. They get on the show and think, “That’s the reason I didn’t make it with my original material. It’s because I just didn’t have enough exposure.” And they are usually wrong. As for Phillip Phillips, I was shocked last night when he performed the Drew Pearson track, “Home.” It represented today’s current music, and for the first time ever — American Idol didn’t feel dated. But my happiness is short-lived, because Phillips doesn’t agree. In fact, he wanted to perform his own music, but there just wasn’t enough time. When asked about the track, he said, “It’s a very good song and a great writer . . . [but] I’m excited to do my own stuff.” Watch below.

Phillip Phillips Wins American Idol — Cries Like a Baby

I love Phillip Phillips, and he deserved the crown tonight. He’s humble, and he’s talented. He’s also adorably close to his family, who he chose to hug instead of finishing his song, which he couldn’t sing because he was crying. Watch below.


The Winner is Announced ~ American Idol 2012 by HumanSlinky

Jennifer Holliday Performs “And I’m Telling You” With Jessica Sanchez — I’m Confused

Jennifer Holliday’s ‘Dreamgirls’ performance of “And I’m Telling You” has been copied more times than I can count, with every version less enjoyable than the original. In fact, most people forgot just how great she was after Jennifer Hudson took over. So although I was happy to see her on the American Idol stage, it was a little ridiculous to watch Jessica Sanchez try to keep up. Sanchez should have maintained her own style, but she instead copied all of Holiday’s over-the-top mannerisms that made Holiday famous. Watch below.


Jessica Sanchez & Jennifer Holliday – And I Am… by IdolxMuzic

Ace Young Proposes to Diana DeGarmo — Pre-Planned?

Is nothing sacred anymore? On tonight’s finale of American Idol, Ace Young proposed to his long-time girlfriend Diana DeGarmo, and I smell a rat. I’m no rocket scientist, but when a man drops jeweler’s name on national television while proposing, it screams canned. Plus, she’s not the best actress. Watch below.


Winner Announced, p6 ~ American Idol 2012 by HumanSlinky

Phillip Phillips Sings “Home” — Will He Win American Idol?

Phillip Phillips’ original song shocked me. Apparently the American Idol song-writers got the memo about today’s music, and they turned in a folk-inspired tune in the vain of Mumford & Sons. It’s so much better than anything the very dated Jessica Sanchez sang. And by the way Jennifer Lopez — apparently you’re not listening to the radio. Your critique was moderately embarrassing.


Phillip Phillips – Home – American Idol 2012… by IdolxMuzic

Willie Nelson & Lukas Nelson Perform “It’s Flooding in Texas” on Jimmy Fallon — Magical

It’s rare to see a television performance that makes you feel as if you’re watching the band live. But Willie Nelson and his son, Lukas Nelson, accomplished it. Watch them perform “It’s Flooding in Texas” on Jimmy Fallon.

Anderson Cooper Calls “Human Barbie” Dreadful — Kicks Her Out

If you’re gonig to invite a “dreadful” person into your home, and you have a pre-existing knowledge that they’re dreadful, then you better keep your cool. Though Anderson Cooper is being praised for his move in the video below, I think it was an easy play. The “human barbie,” also known as Sarah Burge, admitted to some very disturbing details about her plastic surgery obsession, some of which included her daughter. I get it — she’s terrible. But then why book her?

Donald Driver Wins Dancing With the Stars!

Everyone knows that the winner of Dancing With the Stars always comes down to the freestyle routine, and since Donald Driver’s routine was clearly the best, the results didn’t surprise me. I’ve posted the video of his freestyle below, and it’s worth noting that Carrie Ann Inaba is uncomfortably annoying. Notice her actually standing on the table?