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“Whether Netanyahu achieved his goals of sabotaging a deal with Iran, or mistakenly opened up a rift in U.S.-Israeli relations, one thing is for certain. The in-chamber response to this speech was by far the longest blowjob a Jewish man has ever received.” Jon Stewart on Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu’s speech to Congress
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What’s worse? The fact that ABC’s Bachelor is a buffoon, or the fact that the women wanted his affection? On tonight‘s “The Bachelor: Women Tell All” Kaitlyn comes face to face with the man that broke her heart and her desire for clarity exposed The Bachelor’s inability to articulate pretty much . . . anything. Watch as this sweaty mess attempts to explain his coin-flip emotional composition.
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There are very few worlds in which one can bad-mouth his or her boss with zero repercussions, and that includes the entertainment business. And although Kelly Osbourne might have risked her own reputation by remaining silent, she’d also have kept her ‘Fashion Police’ job. In case you missed it, Guiliana Rancic received serious heat for a racially insensitive remark about Zendaya’s hair, and Osbourne outwardly expressed her outrage. Her rant solidified some already shaky job security, and she’s since been ousted. As for mommy dearest, Sharon Osbourne predictably came to her daughter’s defense, which is especially ironic since Sharon herself has been fired for bad-mouthing her own bosses. Perhaps everyone, including Kelly Osbourne, can learn a thing or two from the young Zendaya Coleman, who patiently explained her position in the most eloquent fashion, and stayed above the fray. She did not threaten, she did not name call, and she explained her point sans profanity. It appears youth is not wasted on the young after all.
Scarlett Johansson stuck up for John Travolta amidst that awkward side-kiss. Cinema Blend
Kandi Buress and Todd Tucker are having bedroom issues. Bossip
Zoe Kravitz and Chris Pine are a thing? DListed
Naya Rivera is pregnant. Rumor Fix
Noah Wyle has a baby on the way. Wet Paint
Benji Madden got a Cameron Diaz tattoo. Us Magazine
Country singer Eric Church had a baby. Just Jared
Ellen Barkin ended her engagement. TV Guide
Sarah Hyland and her new man went public. Reality TV World
Lance Armstrong still sucks. Dlisted
Michelle Branch filed for divorce. Refinery 29
Iggy Azalea quit twitter over her ass. LA Times
Mark Paul Gosselaar has a new daughter. E! Online
Hilary Duff ditched her husband. Classicalite
Rumor has it director David O. Russell and Jennifer Lawrence had an on-set row, and while the studio has attempted to spin the spat as “method acting,” anyone with intel on Russell is well-aware of his unacceptable antics (See George Clooney and that whole transgender-neice-groping incident. And in case you have any doubts about this man’s douchebaggery, watch the Lily Tomlin clip below.
Will Smith paid tribute to the role that made him famous on Ellen, and it’s worth watching. Enjoy the clip below to see a movie star not take himself too seriously.
After her initial twitter attempt fell flat, Guiliana Rancic made a more lengthy apology to Zendaya for saying her hair at the Oscars looked as if it “smelled like patchouli oil.” While I’m sure she’s sincere, it might be time to revamp that Fashion Police panel, especially with the very obvious anorexic elephant in the room. Also, it might be nice to add a little diversity to their lineup so these types of issues get rectified live, instead of a day late and many dollars short. Watch her well-rehearsed mea culpa below.
