President Clinton Kills It at the Democratic National Convention — WATCH

After a powerful warm-up act from Massachusetts Senate candidate Elizabeth Warren (who may or may not owe American Indian delegates some answers about her prior claims of Native ancestry) and a brief introduction from Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, Bill Clinton took the stage. He was looking particularly lean and mean — that is, in his exceedingly kind and charming way — as he addressed the packed house at the Time Warner Cable Arena in Charlotte, N.C.

“We are here, to nominate a president, and I’ve got one in mind,” said Clinton. He went on to explain that, for our President, he wants “to nominate a man who’s cool on the outside, but who burns for America on the inside.” Shortly thereafter, he nominated President Barack Obama to be the standard bearer of the Democratic Party.

After a lengthy round of exuberant applause, Bill wasted no time picking apart and deftly challenging the “alternative universe” spun by Republicans at their National Convention last week. It was incredible. He astutely, and diplomatically, shifted his focus at various points from Republicans in general to the far-right folks who are controlling that Party. He called them out for lacking facts. He called them out for being too hateful. And then he eschewed trickle-down economics.

As expected, he also articulately broke down the extent of Obama’s accomplishments and explained why he should have four more years. He acknowledged that we still have many problems with the economy, but explained that President Obama stopped the slide into recession and put the country on the long road to recovery. He emphasized that Obama “started with a much weaker economy than I did,” explaining that no one could have repaired all the damage that he found when he came into office in just four years.

President Clinton then hammered on the jobs issue with numbers, analogies to his own presidency, and hope. One of his major themes was “broadly shared prosperity.” He advised, if you renew the President’s contract, you will feel it.

Clinton pushed back against the Republican right’s unrealistic anthem that every single person made it all on their own — by the bootstraps and with no help from anyone. He said that “we are all in this together” is a far better philosophy than “you are on your own.” Brilliantly simple, and very true!

After 48 and a half minutes, Bill wrapped it up by encouraging people to go out and vote, and to vote for President Obama.

Then Obama walked to meet Clinton; he gave him a very real handshake and an authentic hug. Those two dudes look great together. This was an amazing night.

Today was the second to last day of the Democratic National Convention. Tomorrow night is Obama!

Barbara Walters Grills Kim Kardashian: “Is Kanye The One?”

Poor Kim Kardashian. She spent years exposing her personal life, and now she’s forced to do a terrible job of evading the public’s inquiry. Don’t feel too sorry for her, though. She can afford to buy her boyfriend a Lamborghini. He better be very good in bed. Watch the interrogation below.

Jades Goudreault Covers Missy Higgins — Magical

I’m constantly getting sent new music from independent artists looking for exposure, but it’s rare to find something that moves me. The video below is an exception. Watch to see Jades Goudreault cover Missy Higgins’ ‘Secret.’

Bill Maher v. Dinesh D’Souza: “Why Didn’t You Defend Me?”

Though most media outlets are focused on Bill Maher’s issues with Dinesh’s anti-Obama film, I’m focused on Bill’s bad-ass attack on Dinesh “[slipping] away like a rat” after Bill got fired from ‘Politically Incorrect’ for his heated post-9/11 comments in response to Dinesh’s original point. Bill took issue with Dinesh’s failure to defend him in the wake of the backlash, especially considering Dinesh originated the controversial statement. Watch Dinesh squirm around the seven minute mark.

Taylor Swift Debuts New Video — Wears Scrunchie

To quote my very funny friend, Taylor Swift’s ex-boyfriend is probably thinking, “Thank God we are never getting back together.” Sure that sounds mean, but it’s really a knock on her horrific new song than it is an attack on her character. Watch the video below. Unless you’re twelve, I’d say you probably won’t like it.

Obama Responds to Clint Eastwood: “This Seat’s Taken”

In what can only be described as brilliant, President Obama responded to Clint Eastwood’s alarmingly ridiculous RNC speech. See below.

Photo courtesy of President Obama

Tabloid Gossip — Week-In-Review — Celebrity Nuttiness


 

  • Maria Sharapova ended her engagement. Just Jared
  • Is Robert Kardashian dating Rihanna? Bossip
  • Former Playboy model Holly Madison is pregnant. And her baby daddy is not a catch. CDAN
  • Kim Kardashian’s ass is still big. NYDN
  • Did LeAnn Rimes go to rehab for twitter? The Superficial
  • Russell Brand scored a Spice Girl. E! Online
  • Usher’s custody battle continues. TMZ
  • Kris Humphries wants the world to know he doesn’t have herpes. Huffington Post
  • Is Katy Perry dating Robert Pattinson? Perez
  • Tori Spelling popped out another baby. TV Guide
  • Guiliana and Bill Rancic finally got the baby they dreamed of. Refinery29
  • Lindsay Lohan is banned from Hollywood’s hottest hotel. Forbes
  • Rosie O’Donnell is married. People
  • Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa might be pregnant. Radar Online
  • Gossip Girl’s Kelly Rutherford suffered a huge loss in her bitter custody battle. ABC News

 

 

 

 

Quote of the Day — Seal v. Heidi Klum: “She Cheated With the Help”

“To be quite honest, if there is going to be somebody else in their lives, I’d much rather it was a familiar face. I guess the only thing I would have preferred is that. . . I guess I didn’t expect any better from him, I would have preferred Heidi show a little bit more class and at least wait until we separated first before deciding to fornicate with the help, as it were . . . . But I guess you now all have the answer that you’ve been looking for for the past seven months.” Seal, on the rumors that Heidi Klum is currently dating her bodyguard coupled with the shocking confession that she cheated.

Clint Eastwood Talks to a Chair — Chair Talks Back

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David Wax Museum Debuts “Harder Before It Gets Easier” Video

There’s a special place in my heart for David Wax Museum. I play them to uplift my attitude when I have the much maligned task of cleaning my abode. They put me in a happy place. Watch below to see their new video for “Harder Before It Gets Easier,” off their next album, ‘Knock Knock Get Up.'” It’s got just the right amount of artistic creepiness. According to the band, the makeup process took three day..

Harder Before It Gets Easier from Shutter & String on Vimeo.