Heidi Klum and Seal to Divorce? — Noooo!

Photo Courtesy of Heidi Klum

If it’s true that Heidi Klum and Seal are divorcing, then I think it’s safe to say that I should no longer have favorite-celebrity-couples, because this marks my fourth favorite that is breaking up. The others are listed below. Such a shame. So much for renewing your vows every year.

  • David Arquette & Courtney Cox
  • Heather Locklear & Richie Sambora
  • Carmen Electra & Dave Navarro

Denise Richards Says She is NOT Back With Richie Sambora

Denise Richards used twitter to debunk the rumors that she has “rekindled her romance” with Richie Sambora.  Richards said, “for the record..richie sambora and I are NOT back together..the enquirer’s “source” is an idiot…no truth.”  I suppose that Richards’ adamant denial has something to do with how much bad press that relationship got her in the first place.  So this probably strikes a very angry chord.  I would; however, like these two to reunite.  I thought they were cute together, and judging from the whispers I’ve heard from the Hollywood rumor mill, she did not actually break up his marriage to Heather Locklear. 

Heather Locklear’s Hit and Run . . . with a Road Sign??

This story is just ridiculous enough to post.  Heather Locklear hit a road sign and drove off, which is apparently classified as a “hit and run.”  What’s funny is that the press is making this sound as if she actually hit another human being and then drove away.  Is this a bad forum to admit how many road signs I’ve hit?  Next time I accidentally bump a ‘no parking’ sign with my car, should I leave a note with my number so that the sign can call me for damages?  It’s all so confusing.