Quote of the Day — Howard Stern v. Donald Trump — The Gay Marriage War

“Why does everybody respect everyone’s faith? What if your faith is dumb? What if you believe that the world is flat? We should honor that belief? You have a make believe friend that says gay people can’t get married? That’s your faith? I believe in an imaginary rabbit. Same thing. You know what you should say to Donald? If you’re so worried about religion, why did you get divorced from two women? Why can you break some rules but not this one?” Howard Stern, on why George Takei shouldn’t bother having lunch with Donald Trump to convince him to support gay marriage.

Tabloid Gossip Roundup — Links & Things

 

  • Russell Brand still loves Katy Perry (yeah, sure). Us Magazine
  • Bollywood star Aishwarya Rai didn’t lose her baby weight fast enough. Zap2It
  • Rachel Uchitel (A.K.A Tiger Woods‘ ex-mistress), gave birth. Rumor Fix
  • Lindsay Lohan bought a very expensive house. She’s also dating a really unattractive, rich man. Crazy Days and Nights
  • Joey Lawrence is a stripper. TMZ
  • Kirsten Dunst is dating one of my many man-crushes. Just Jared
  • Mena Suvari & her ex-husband reached a divorce settlement. Yahoo!
  • Katherine Heigl revealed her baby name. Hollywood Life
  • Linda Hogan broke up with her very young boyfriend. OTRC
  • Maksim Chmerkovskiy is cheating on me. Wonderwall
  • NBC banned Howard Stern from Conan O’Brien’s last show. SternFanNetwork
  • Did Hayden Panettiere buy herself some boobs? Hollywood Tuna

 

 

 

Howard Stern Debuts on America’s Got Talent — God Loves Me

If you know The Dishmaster, then you know I’m an insane Howard Stern fan, and since I’ve been good this year, it only makes sense that I’ve been gifted with even more Howard Stern than I already get. Watch below to see the very adorable Alexa Narvaez and Howard Stern have a post-performance conversation about his father. She sure is cute.

Quote of the Day — Sacha Baron Cohen Tells Howard Stern About His Brush With Death

“I was in Jerusalem and I was being chased by a bunch of Hasidic Jews, and I ironically that was the closest I’ve been to being killed.” Sacha Baron Cohen tells Howard Stern about his brush with death while filming Borat and the humor in possibly being killed by his own people.

 
 
 

Sacha Baron Cohen on Howard Stern — The Man is Hot

I learned something new today that I seemed to have overlooked for years. Sacha Baron Cohen is extremely hot. Apparently all those years in ridiculous get-ups clouded my ability to see straight. Watch his appearance on Howard Stern below. It’s one of the first times he’s ever appeared out of character. Did I mention he’s hot? And Jewish? He’s the fu^king holy grail.

Howard Stern on Jimmy Fallon: Insults Jay Leno

Howard Stern is at his best when he’s expelling venomous hatred toward his enemies. One notorious enemy is Jay Leno, who Stern’s been bad-mouthing for years. Their bad blood started when Leno stole one of Stern’s staffers and years later, Stern still won’t relent. So when Jimmy Fallon mentioned Leno to Stern, the Stern fans in the audience predictably went nuts, as did Stern. Apparently, Fallon called Stern for advice about interviewing President Obama and then confessed to Stern that he also called Leno. Stern then said, “Jay Leno’s hasn’t done a good interview ever,” and “I never would have answered you if I knew [that].” Watch below.

Howard Stern Kisses Matt Lauer — Calls Him a Robot

If you’ve ever had trouble understanding my love for Howard Stern, then all you need to do is watch below to see his interview with Matt Lauer on The Today Show. Since they’re friends outside of the show, Stern refused the formalities, calling Lauer a “robot” during his canned introduction and later confessing that they drink wine together at Stern’s house while discussing The Today Show. Lauer was hilariously uncomfortable, so Stern took it to the next level by jumping on his lap and kissing him. Enjoy!

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Quote of the Day: Howard Stern Asks Andy Cohen — “Are the Real Housewives Retarded?”

“Let’s tell the truth. You’re a very bright guy . . . . You know as well as I do that these women have no idea what idiots they look like. You’re the mastermind behind this. Do you ever feel like you’ve taken a retarded person and made a fortune off of them?” Howard Stern’s question to Andy Cohen about whether he feels as if he’s exploiting the Real Housewives by putting them on television when they’re “dumb.”

Howard Stern’s Wife on Ellen: “He Thanked A Seal”

Howard Stern’s wife randomly works in the industry, and whenever she makes television appearances to promote her work, she awkwardly references her husband. I assume she’s uncomfortable because she’s fearful of the audience’s reaction given Stern’s reputation with the masses. But if you listen to his show, you know he’s a big pussy-cat. Beth exposed his soft side on Ellen when she relayed a story about his photography session with a seal, which ended with Stern thanking the seal for his participation. Watch below.

Howard Stern Tells His AGT-Hating Fans to F*ck Off — Hilarity Ensues

Howard Stern always produces his best content when he’s angry. And today he topped himself. In response to his fans’ annoyance with his ‘America’s Got Talent’ talk, Stern told them to f*ck off, saying, “The whole [radio] show for the last 35 years has been about what I do. I am finally doing something interesting besides sitting in my apartment waiting for the next show. And I know everybody wants to hear about it. But then as soon as I do it, everybody is like ‘Hey man, Fuck off.’”

 Listen to his hilarious rant below, which was sparked by Robin’s inquiry about his week in Vegas filming ‘America’s Got Talent.’