Kendall Jenner Posts Naked Pic . . . of Elisa Meliani

When Kendall Jenner posted a picture of Elisa Meliani on a horse naked, she neglected to offer the model’s name, and some assumed it was Jenner in the photo. The Parisian beauty welcomed the exposure despite the omission, but I’m reposting to give the proper cred now. The picture is stunning.



JLO Bares Her “Booty” on Instagram

Your rear view mirror just got a little clearer. For those of you who are so behind the times that you missed this picturesque posterior, fear not! I’ve butted into your life and provided a first look at the goods. Enjoy Jennifer Lopez’s beautiful buttocks below. And in case you missed it, here’s her BOOTY song.

Scout Willis Takes a Stand — FOR NUDITY

Of all the many movements to support, nudity is certainly not on my top-ten list. Scout Willis, the obviously outspoken daughter of Bruce and Demi, apparently feels otherwise. In response to Instagram’s no nudity policy, Scout strolled naked through NYC, saying things on twitter like, “I’m moving to Europe, people’s victorian sensibilities need to calm the [f-k] down.”

Something tells me Scout spends far too much time on social media, and is in desperate need of a more profound cause of which to bring attention. Instagram is a private entity, and they are perfectly entitled to have personal standards about what they promote. For instance, when I have a dinner party in my PRIVATE home, I ask that my guests show up clothed. Sure the naked body is beautiful, but I’d like to keep my chairs clean.

UPDATE: In an effort to change the world, I’ve joined the movement, and posted a picture of Scout Willis’ TATAS. Next stop — WORLD PEACE.