Tabloid Gossip — Week-in-Review — Drama-Rama

 

  • Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are engaged. USA Today
  • Gossip Girl’s Leighton Meester has a new man. Just Jared
  • Bruce Jenner isn’t happy about the Kim Kardashian/Kanye West romance. In Case You Didn’t Know
  • Chris Noth is married. Bye, bye Mr. Big. People
  • Emma Roberts and Chord Overstreet reunited. E! Online
  • Britney Spears’ fiance will be her new conservator. Wonderwall
  • Lamar Odom and the Dallas Mavericks are dunzo. Celebuzz
  • Jenny McCarthy might have a new boyfriend. Zap2It
  • Scarlett Johanasson opened up about her “horrible” divorce. Examiner
  • Marc Anthony filed for divorce from Jennifer Lopez despite a last minute attempt at reconciliation. TMZ

 

 

 

 

Tabloid Gossip — Week-in-Review — High Drama

  • Heidi Klum filed for divorce from Seal. So sad. People
  • Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag still don’t speak. Us Magazine
  • Hilary Duff tweeted the first picture of her son. Pop Crunch
  • Kim Kardashian might be dating Kanye West. The Superficial
  • Eva Longoria and Eduardo Cruz are back on. Celebuzz
  • Kyra Sedgwick and Kevin Bacon are cousins. Zap2It
  • Bruce Willis is a dad to a fourth daughter. Just Jared
  • Alec Baldwin blasted the paparazzi for crashing his girlfriend’s yoga class. OTRC
  • Bristol Palin’s ex impregnator, Levi Johnson, knocked up another girl.  Contact Music
  • Carnie Wilson underwent her second weight loss surgery. CNN
  • Miranda Lambert isn’t happy with Ashton Kutcher. CBS News
  • Jim Carrey might be getting married again. DListed
  • Adam Levine and Anne V. broke up. Mtv
  • Kris Humphries refused Kim Kardashian’s 7 million dollar settlement offer. Reality Tea
  • Nicole Scherzinger says she’s an eight out of ten. Daily Telegraph

 

 

 

 

Tabloid Gossip — Dish-A-Licious

 

  • Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are engaged. Us Magazine
  • Russell Brand filed for divorce from Katy Perry.  MTV
  • Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger might reconcile. TMZ
  • High School Musical star, Ashley Tisdale, is dating Taylor Swift’s ex-boyfriend, Martin Johnson. Perez Hilton
  • Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler is engaged to Erin Brady. Rumor has it his family isn’t pleased. Astrochicks
  • Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rime’s ex-wife (yes, I wrote it that way on purpose), Brandi Glanville, had a quickie marriage in Vegas. MSNBC
  • Jennifer Lopez’s new boy-toy, Casper Smart, got probation for drag racing. Gossip Cop
  • Adele has a new man in her life. The Sun
  • Kanye West’s ex girlfriend, Amber Rose, called Kim Kardashian a home-wrecker, accusing the reality star of cheating on Reggie Bush with West while she was still in a relationship with the singer. Radar Online
  • The Kardashians might launch a glossy magazine with exclusive Kardashian content. Talk about over-exposure. NY Post
  • Is Halle Berry engaged to Olivier Martinez? IMDB

 

Kanye West Tries to Be Funny With Britney — Can’t Catch a Break

I’m actually starting to feel sorry for Kanye West.  When Britney Spears’ new song knocked Kanye out of  the number one spot, he tweeted her, saying, “Yo Britney, I’m really happy for you and I’mma let you be #1, but me and Jay-Z single is one of the best songs of all time.”  Apparently, Kanye West is not allowed to make fun of himself, because no one has a sense of humor, including Britney Spears.  Spears’ manager, Adam Leber, replied to Kanye’s tweet, saying, “Thanks for “letting” us be #1. Much appreciated.”  Can we all stop picking on Kanye West please?  Enough is enough.  The guy made a mistake, and his mistake actually catapulted Taylor Swift into super stardom.  Also — give the guy permission to make a joke for goodness sakes.

Matt Lauer Interviews Kanye West — Proves Matt Lauer’s a Prick

Matt Lauer is a gigantic douchebag. I’m glad I opened with that, because I’m often told to get to the point with my writing. He interviewed Kanye West and, though I’m not a fan of the often ill-tempered Kanye West, I completely agree with his complaints about the interview below. Lauer opened the interview with questions about President Bush, referencing Kanye’s famous statement, “George Bush doesn’t care about black people.” Kanye immediately apologized for his comment, stating that he thought it was wrong, and that he does not think President Bush is racist. But Lauer didn’t stop there. Instead of accepting Kanye’s apology and moving on to the next question, he continued to berate him, showing him another clip of the interview, and then asking Kanye to “look at his face.” I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again — Matt Lauer is a judgmental prick in his interviews, and there is absolutely no reason to harass Kanye after he already sincerely apologized for the comment. It was cheap and unnecessary, and I’m surprised Kanye’s people even agreed to this interview, considering Lauer is known for this kind of low-grade behavior. And if you think I’m defending Kanye because I’m a loyal fan, you’d be wrong.  I often think he lets his temper overshadow his talent. Not this time, though. This time his rage is justified.

Chris Robinson Calls Taylor Swift “Horrible”

Want to know the best way to get mentioned in the press when you’re Z-lister?  Well, you bash an A-lister, of course.  In a recent interview, Chris Robinson of the Black Crowes, discussed the current state of the music industry, and singled out Taylor Swift, as “talentless,” and a poor example of how everything “sounds and looks the same” these days.  Did Chris learn nothing from the Kanye West debacle?  Taylor Swift is untouchable, and unless you’re going to hop on the pop/country bandwagon, you better stay in your cave.