Phillip Phillips Sings “Home” — Will He Win American Idol?

Phillip Phillips’ original song shocked me. Apparently the American Idol song-writers got the memo about today’s music, and they turned in a folk-inspired tune in the vain of Mumford & Sons. It’s so much better than anything the very dated Jessica Sanchez sang. And by the way Jennifer Lopez — apparently you’re not listening to the radio. Your critique was moderately embarrassing.


Phillip Phillips – Home – American Idol 2012… by IdolxMuzic

Carrie Underwood Performs “Good Girl” on DWTS — Looks Stunning

Carrie Underwood is a star. I mention this because it still surprises me that she shot to fame from ‘American Idol,’ and every time I see her perform — I’m reminded of what ‘The Voice’ isn’t. She’s classy, she has a great voice, and she’s gorgeous. Watch her form :Good Girl” on ‘Dancing With the Stars.’

Jennifer Lopez Performs “Dance Again” With Casper Smart — Adorable

After watching Jennifer Lopez’s perform “Dance Again” on American Idol, it became immediately clear that she and Casper Smart are having some very hot sex. It also became clear that he loves her, because he walked up to the front of the stage to fix her hair after she performed, followed by Lopez realizing it and saying, “He’s so cute.” Watch below. They sure are adorable — and she sure is beautiful.


Jennifer Lopez "Dance Again" live on American… by HumanSlinky

Tabloid Gossip — Week-in-Review — Breakups, Babies, & Romance

  • Chelsea Handler reunited with Andre Balazs. Wonderwall
  • John Hamm and Kim Kardashian kissed and made up. TVgasm
  • Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelley adopted a second child. E! Online
  • Joe Millionaire‘ apologized for being a douchebag. Jezebel
  • Jack Osbourne had a baby. Celebuzz
  • Former American Idol contestant Bo Bice had a baby. Reality TV Magazine
  • Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds bought a house together. People
  • Petra Nemcova and Sean Penn might have reuinted. NYP
  • Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon renewed their wedding vows. Los Angeles Times
  • Was pregnant man cheating on his wife? Radar Online
  • Lindsay Lohan missed her flight to the White House Correspondents’ Bash. TMZ
  • Ginnifer Goodwin fell in love. Perez Hilton

 

 

Katy Perry Sings “Part of Me” on American Idol — Excellent!

Katy Perry received some criticism for her American Idol performance, but I loved it. I can’t quite put my finger on why, other than to say I couldn’t take my eyes off of it. Sure it was ridiculous, but sometimes ridiculous is good. Watch below.


Katy Perry" "Part of Me" live by HumanSlinky

Phillip Phillips Sings “Fat Bottomed Girls” — Wins the Night

They should just hand the title to Phillip Phillips. He’s not just the best singer in the competition, he’s the best performer. To be fair, “Fat Bottomed Girls” is one of my favorite songs in history. In fact, every time I feel bad about my gigantic ass, I sing it to myself as a pep-talk. But this isn’t about me — it’s about Phillip. He’s authentic, and that’s most important. Watch below.


Phillip Phillips 1st song, Top 6 ~ American Idol… by HumanSlinky

Quote of the Day — Nigel Lythgoe Talks Replacing Ryan Seacrest

“I’m sending my rehearsal tape to ‘X Factor.’ I could be the next Steve Jones. Not as handsome but just as good. Literally!” The always funny ‘American Idol’ producer, Nigel Lythgoe, on having to fill in for the very ill Ryan Seacrest during American Idol dress rehearsals, and the possibility that he has a future as a host.
 
 

American Idol Judges Save Jessica Sanchez — Pre-Planned Ambush

When Jennifer Lopez ambushed Jessica Sanchez’s performance on American Idol, I thought, “That had to be pre-planned. Usually the judges are shown convening during the performance, and I smell a rat. Then I came across this article on TMZ, which confirmed my suspicion. The judges new earlier that day that Jessica would be voted off, and the producers pressured them to save her. The entire debacle actually undercut the live aspect of the show, and the excitement of the save. Furthermore, the quality of this season’s performers have to the worst in the history of the show. In fact, I only watch to see Jennifer Lopez’s dresses. Watch the “save” below.


1 of 7 Voted Off (4) ~ American Idol 2012 by HumanSlinky

The Voice: Christina Sends Home Moses Stone — Big Mistake

I had the pleasure of attending a live taping of The Voice tonight, and it’s now unequivocally clear that this show won’t survive without a major overhaul. Though it has an intriguing gimmick, there’s some glaring issues that need to be addressed. First, there’s absolutely no emotional connection with the contestants. Sure American Idol gets attacked for pulling on America’s heartstrings with cheesy video packages, but those packages serve an important purpose. They make you root for a contestant, and you become invested in that contestant’s success. With The Voice, I found myself struggling to remember the contestants for anything other than what they wore on a previous show. Second, the judges are choosing people based on who is most similar to their own style. For example, Christina Aguilera predictably chose Ashley De La Rosa, because Ashley’s performance is the most similar to the way Christina performs. She’s not an inside A&R person like Simon Cowell, and if she was, she’d know right away that Moses has more potential for a sustainable career in the industry. And lastly, whoever styles the contestants needs to make some serious changes. These kids don’t look like stars. And they should. Don’t believe my criticism? Then just look to the Season 1 winner, Javier Colon, who has yet to hit it big. If they can’t make their winner a star, then they lose all credibility.