Tabloid Rundown — Week-in-Review

 

  • Diane Lane filed for divorce from Josh Brolin. SheKnows
  • Erin Andrews doesn’t want to kiss 50 Cent. Inquistr
  • Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren are friendly exes. LA Times
  • Taylor Armstrong debuted her new boyfriend. Starcasm
  • Kim Kardashian & Kanye West are expecting a girl. MTV
  • Chelsie Hightower got axed from Dancing with the stars. NY Daily News
  • Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson might be broken up . . . again. The Stir
  • Elton John is getting married. Wet Paint
  • Katie Price (A.K.A. the British Pamela Anderson) is pregnant. Daily Mail
  • Fergie is pregnant. People
  • Kelly Clarkson and Clive Davis are dueling divas. Rolling Stone

Dr. Drew Responds to Mindy McCready Backlash — LISTEN

Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla might have broken up, but they are better together. Without their combination, they are wandering orphans in search of a nest. Drew proclaimed his sadness about the Celebrity Rehab media backlash on Carolla’s podcast. Watch the video below. Although I feel sorry for the world of shit Drew is getting, I’d like to talk with him directly about his defense. My bone of contention isn’t whether Celebrity Rehab can be an effective form of treatment. It’s the exploitation.

Oprah Interviews Beyonce — Ass-Kissing Craziness

Howard Stern eloquently attacked the absurdity of Oprah’s ass-kissing Beyonce interview, and I will now take-part in the radio-titan’s tirade. Watch below to see Oprah so far up Beyonce’s ass she barely took a breath of air. I’d also like to add that it’s unnecessary to speak in lyric form when not song-writing, by using phrases such as, “She is fire.”

Beyoncé: “My Daughter Introduced Me to Myself”

Beyoncé on Finding Balance Between Her Public and Personal Lives

Shia LaBeof Quits Broadway — Alec Baldwin Spat?

20130221-132639.jpgPersonally, I’ve never liked Shia LaBeouf. He’s an unprofessional, classless, self-entitled prick. My venomous feelings began when the man-child insulted Steven Spielberg, and it’s now solidified after he inappropriately published private email exchanges with Alec Baldwin and the behind-the-scenes players on Broadway’s ‘Orphans,’ after leaving the play due to creative disagreements. The emails also exposed Labeouf’s bizarre behavior, considering he quoted Tom Chiarella’s “What Is a Man?” essay instead of merely executing a one-line apology. As for Alec Baldwin, the historically brazen man didn’t miss a beat, saying, “I don’t have an unkind word to say about you. You have my word.” It’s a good thing too, because I’m assuming Baldwin didn’t anticipate his exchanges becoming public. But then again, this isn’t his first rodeo.

Mindy McCready’s Death Makes Five — Is Celebrity Rehab Effective?

20130221-120950.jpgMindy McCready is the fifth Celebrity Rehab death, and Dr. Drew is enduring an astounding amount of negative feedback as a result. One such comment came from singer Richard Marx, who said, “I think ‘Dr.’ Drew Pinsky should change his name to Kevorkian. Same results.” While my love for Dr. Drew spans decades, this revelation begs a more important question than whether he is a successful addiction medicine specialist. The real question lies in his moral compass. Is it acceptable to put addicts on television? Is someone in the throws of addiction really able to give knowing consent to cameras?

Pinsky has addressed the legal questions of consent, simply saying it’s up to the lawyers to work out the details. But that doesn’t answer the moral question. Though we are all intrinsic voyeurs, is it okay to watch someone deteriorate before our eyes? Is it even acceptable to witness a process that is historically predicated on anonymity? There’s no doubt that Dr. Drew is skilled, and there’s also no doubt that when one’s profession revolves around addicts, many won’t make it — no matter how capable the doctor. But watching Steven Adler’s first season relapse moved my inquiry from a rhetorical question to a certain answer. It’s not okay. And for the purpose of consistency — neither is ‘Intervention’ — Emmys or not.

Brandi Glanville Reveals Real Housewife Salaries to Howard Stern — Find Out Now

Howard Stern asked Real Housewife of Beverly Hills star, Brandi Glanville, a series of profound questions, including whether she’s bi-sexual, whether Eddie cheated on LeAnn Rimes with her, and what Bravo pays her cast-mates Watch below to find out whether her fellow crazies have loads of cash.

Quote of the Day — Kim Kardashian’s Healthy Pregnancy

20130219-105017.jpg“I used to always say I can’t wait to get pregnant because I will just eat whatever I want, but it’s completely different. . . . I’m like, OK, I want to eat as healthy as possible. Though lately I’ve been watching shows like I’m Pregnant and Addicted to Meth. It definitely makes me feel better if I’m wanting one sip of Diet Coke or, you know, too much sugar. I’m like, This woman is on meth.” Kim Kardashian’s hilarious quote to DuJour Magazine about assuaging her overeating guilt while pregnant.

Tabloid Gossip — Weekly News Rundown

  • Maya Rudolph & Paul Thomas Anderson are expecting baby #4. CDAN
  • The Robert Kardashian/Rita Ora drama is now public. Wonderwall
  • Survivor winners Jenna Morasca & Ethan Zohn ended their 10 year relationship. C.Blend
  • Hugh Grant is a dad again. The Wrap
  • Kris Humphries will tank his career to sink Kim Kardashian. WetPaint
  • Adrienne Maloof is leaving Real Housewives. LAist
  • Rihanna is fashionably challenged. People
  • Kate Bosworth is planning a summer wedding. Life & Style

Khloe Kardashian Gets Axed from X Factor — Exit, Stage Left

It was only a matter of time. Despite Khloe’s status as America’s favorite (or most tolerated) Kardashian, the reality star got sacked from X Factor. To put it simply, she wasn’t qualified. She flubbed her canned lines, she lacked chemistry with Mario Lopez, and the quick-wit she’s known for was nowhere to be found. Live television is a tough game, and it takes a well-versed veteran to make it happen. Having said all that, I vote to can Mario Lopez too. He’s a wax figure, and robots are just as annoying as reality stars.

There’s an underlying lesson here for Simon Cowell. The public can smell desperation, and when you pick people solely on the basis of popularity rather than talent — they’ll know — and your format will suffer because of it.