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Author: The Dishmaster
Should the United States Have Detained Emad Burnat? — Michael Moore is Outraged
If you make a film that is critical of the United States of a United States ally, does it stand to reason that the United States will and should give you extra attention when you enter its country? It’s an intriguing question that folks like Michael Moore seem to think has a definitive answer. Unlike Michael Moore, I believe the line to be squishy.
When Michael Moore’s friend, Palestinian filmmaker Emad Burnat, was detained by immigration officials at the Los Angeles International Airport on his way to attend the Oscars for his film, 5 Broken Cameras, Moore was outraged, and his outrage has caused subsequent controversy after Guardian columnist and blogger Glenn Greenwald called out Buzzfeed reporter Tessa Stuart for inaccurately downplaying what happened. According to Greenwald, Stuart allegedly used a government official as her source, and any such official would obviously be biased.
Now that I’ve summarized the events, allow me to make my point. My issue doesn’t surround the length of Burnat’s detention. It’s whether the United States had the right to take extra precautions. Is it really relevant that the man was invited to the Oscars? If our national security is at issue, then he should be detained. It’s clear Moore felt no such security was at issue, and this was akin to profiling. But is racial profiling okay if it pertains to our safety?
Maksim Leaves Dancing With the Stars — Was He Fired?
If there’s anything I know about the entertainment industry, it’s that executives are not kind about letting you out of your contract to do “other work,” especially when it might hurt their ratings. While I know nothing about Maksim Chmerkovskiy’s contract, rumor has it he’s tied up until 2015, which means his option for this season was not exercised. My guess is he’s a pain in the ass and ABC has had it. My theory is especially curious, considering many of the well-known professional dancers are not returning. That being said, Maksim was one of my favorites, and I’m sad to see him go. Here’s hoping he returns someday.
Vanderpump Rules Recap — Jax-hole Confesses
This reality show is the worth the watch. And If you’re already a fan of the Vanderpump Rules reality soap opera, then you’re probably aware that Stassi Schroeder is an unconscionable pain in the ass, but her boyfriend was too afraid to dump her so he cheated on her instead.Watch his shameful confession below.
Jennifer Lawrence Post-Oscar Interview — HILARIOUS
Quote of the Day — Kim Kardashian Likes Privacy
“My boyfriend has taught me a lot about privacy. I’m ready to be a little less open about some things, like my relationships. I’m realizing everyone doesn’t need to know everything. I’m shifting my priorities.” Kim Kardashian, on her desire for privacy (a statement made shortly before her newly released cover photo for L’Officiel Hommes magazine).
Jack Nicholson Interview-Bombs Jennifer Lawrence — WATCH
Elton John’s Oscar Party — The Stars Are Shiny
The stars came out for Elton John’s 21st annual Academy Awards Screening Party to benefit the Elton John AIDS Foundation, and there was lots of Grey Goose to go around. Here’s hoping The Dishmaster gets an invite next year. Enjoy the photos below.
MENA SUVARI
BRITNEY SPEARS
ANNA PAQUIN AND STEPHEN MOYER
KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN
MONIKA JENSEN
JIM CARREY
MILEY CYRUS, ELTON JOHN, AND KELLY OSBOURNE
MILEY CYRUS AND KELLY OSBOURNE
Steven Tyler, Jim Carrey, Elton John, David Grohl, and Randy Jackson
‘Girl’s’ Episode 7 Recap — Hannah’s Infected — So Is This Show
Girls has gone bad, and if this trajectory continues, my devotion will die. First, I fundamentally object to Lena Dunham’s excessive nudity. Though it seems to be politically incorrect to suggest that overweight chicks should not be naked on screen, allow me to be politically incorrect. It’s disturbing and unenjoyable to watch. Furthermore, she accentuates her flaws by finding every undesirable pose and clothing choice possible, as if she’s swimming in the criticism. And before I get attacked for this, I’d like to point out that I also object to Laura Linney’s consistent boob-reveal in every movie, so as to prove that my outrage is not just about the weight — it’s about the gratuitous choice to assault the audience with some free-nudity movement I never signed up for. Lastly, what on earth would justify filming yourself on the toilet while trying to avert the pain of a urinary tract infection? I’ve heard of telling life-truths, but if I won’t even pee in front of my significant other, I certainly don’t want an actress to pee on screen in front of me.
Oscars 2013 — A Full Review
Despite my assured proclamations to my brother that Seth MacFarlane would be “the worst host in Oscar history,” even The Dishmaster can eat crow. He was good. He was classy, capable, and enjoyable. He got out of the way, knowing exactly when to assert himself and when to exit. As for the show, there were some memorable performances, including a killer solo by Jennifer Hudson, and a did-she-age-backwards moment from Barbra Streisand. And who can forget Jennifer Lawrence’s fall on her way to the stage, which she eloquently dismissed, making her ever-the-more likable. As for Ben Affleck, he’s validated his talent ten times over, and he’s also got a date with his fellow producer, who hogged the stage in a self-aggrandizing rant, perhaps eaten by his own ego. When he finally got his humble moment, Affleck hilariously confessed that his marriage is work, “but the best kind of work,” which brought me nostalgically back to the day when he accepted his first Oscar, speaking exceptionally fast and off-the-cuff. There was a tasteless closing song that I’ll pretend I never heard, because . . . well . . . you can’t have everything.