Author: The Dishmaster

Grey’s Anatomy Season 9 Promo — Did Anyone Survive?

The only thing clear about the promo for Season 9 of Grey’s Anatomy is that nothing is clear. My guess is that everyone else survives. Why? Because I don’t know any actors that would consent to a guest appearance after not having their contract renewed. Shonda Rimes would have had to terminate them at the end of last season. Watch the ridiculously vague promo below.

Teen Mom Sneak Peek: Maci Bookout Manipulates Her Ex With a Two Year Old

We’ve all been manipulated by adults who use their children to ask us favors, knowing that we’ll be less inclined to decline. And predictably, the very annoying Maci Bookout committed that sin on this week’s episode of Teen Mom. I still don’t know how the producers successfully painted her ex as the villain all these seasons when she’s clearly always in the wrong.

Jay Leno Takes Pay Cut to Save His Staff

For years popular comedians (including my icon — Howard Stern) have bashed Jay Leno, yet I’ve constantly heard from insiders that he’s incredibly good to his staff. And with the news that Leno took a pay cut to save his staff’s jobs in the midst of NBC/Comcast budget cuts, it’s clear that the Leno bashers should give it a rest. Sure he’s got a ton of money and could probably work for free, but it doesn’t matter. It’s an admirable move.

Theresa Guidice Screws Joe in the Bushes — Love Reigns Supreme

What do you do when you think your husband is cheating? You screw him in the bushes, of course. After ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’ star, Theresa Guidice, trailed her husband into the bushes following his mysterious phone call, she bought his horribly executed lie and then pushed him for sex in front of her friends. Needless to say, this show gets classier each year. Watch below.

Rihanna Talks Chris Brown to Oprah — Enough is Enough

If you don’t want your life defined by one incident, then stop talking about it. Though I understand Rihanna’s need to be as honest and open as possible with Oprah, it’s a bad idea to keep rehashing what happened with Chris Brown, especially from such an emotional place. She is obviously still mourning her breakup, and she should refrain from constantly reminding the public about the horrific abuse she suffered. Plus, if she really wishes Chris Brown the best as she claims, then the worst thing she can do is remind the public, once again, that he physically abused her.