Devastating Massacre — The Dishmaster Goes Dark

Due to the tragic events that have taken place in Connecticut, I’ve decided to go dark until Monday. I realize the country needs to laugh, and I support all levels of entertainment for that purpose. That being said, it just doesn’t feel right, and I don’t feel much like writing. I will say one thing though, and I’d encourage my readers to think about it. Now is the time to talk about politics. Don’t wait. Tragedy should bring change — let’s hope so anyhow. We will honor these families with discourse.

Barbara Walters Interviews One Direction — WATCH

I like the One Direction guys. They seem humble, and unlike Justin Bieber, I can actually understand why a tweenie might want to have sex with them (most notably, Harry Styles). Watch below for their interview with Barbara Walters.

Nick Cannon on Kim Kardashian: “She Lied To Me About the Sex Tape”

Kim_kardashian_nick_cannonNick Cannon dropped a huge bomb on Howard Stern today, and I’m shocked it hasn’t gone viral. When asked about his brief dalliance with Kim Kardashian, Cannon said he ended it shortly after her sex tape reached the masses. According to Cannon, Ray J approached him and said, “You think you’re having a good time now, but that’s all about to change.” At the time of his message Cannon wasn’t aware of the reason, but when rumors started to circulate about the sex tape, Kardashian adamantly insisted to Cannon that it didn’t exist. Cannon believed her, and when the tape came out he was shocked, especially since she emphatically lied to him for so long. Cannon then said that if she had originally confessed, he might have stuck around.

Hey Marseilles Announces Tour — Catch Them Live

20121211-104257.jpgHey Marseilles announced their tour, and you must go. Find their dates below, and feel free to download one of their very enjoyable sessions at the bottom of this post. Also, catch my interview with the band by clicking HERE.

2013 TOUR DATES

27-Feb Wed Vancouver, BC @ The Waldorf Hotel

1-Mar Fri Seattle, WA @ Showbox (Market)

2-Mar Sat Portland, OR @ Aladdin Theatre

5-Mar Tue San Francisco, CA @ The Chapel

6-Mar Wed Los Angeles, CA @ Satellite

7-Mar Thu San Diego, CA @ Soda Bar

11-Mar Mon Houston, TX @ Fitzgerald’s Downstairs

13-Mar Wed through 16-Mar Sat Austin, TX @ SXSW

22-Mar Fri Atlanta, GA @ Vinyl

23-Mar Sat Nashville, TN @ High Watt

26-Mar Tue Washington DC @ IOTA

27-Mar Wed Philadelphia, PA @ Johnny Brenda’s

28-Mar Thu New York City, New York @ Mercury Lounge

29-Mar Fri Boston, MA @ Brighton Music Hall

30-Mar Sat Northampton, MA @ Iron Horse

3-Apr Wed Evanston, IL @ SPACE

4-Apr Thu Minneapolis, MN @ 7th Street Entry

5-Apr Fri Ames, IA @ M-Shop

6-Apr Sat St. Louis, MO @ Off Broadway

9-Apr Tue Denver, CO @ Hi Dive

11-Apr Thu Salt Lake City, UT @ Kilby Court

13-Apr Sat Garden City, ID @ Visual Arts Collective

19-Apr Fri Spokane, WA @ Whitworth University

Charlie Sheen to Lindsay Lohan — Where’s My Thank You Note?

If there’s anyone that can give Lindsay Lohan advice — it’s Charlie Sheen. The man is untouchable. The reason? He owns his turmoil, unlike Lohan who is constantly crying “comeback,” only to be followed up with immediate trouble. As for why she never sent Sheen a thank you note for his $100,000 gift, I suppose that’s something you learn from your parents at a young age — and let’s just say she didn’t stand much of a chance.

Jon Stewart on Hugh Grant: “He Was My Worst Guest Ever”

20121210-110629.jpg“Stewart said that the worst guest he ever had was, surprisingly, British actor Hugh Grant. ‘And we’ve had dictators on the show,” Stewart quipped. He remembered Grant as being especially unpleasant to deal with, and promised he never would return.” Jon Stewart gives some behind the scenes anecdotes at the Montclair Film Festival.

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