If you find yourself sending messages to your ex — either through his friends or on national television — then you’re not over him. Such was the case with Taylor Swift, who sent a very public message to her ex-boyfriend, One Direction’s Harry Styles, whose voice she’s alleged to have imitated with a British accent during her Grammy opening. We’ve all dated our fair share of losers, but Swift has cornered the unique market of converting her private life into a public story. And she does it intentionally. Personally, I think it lacks class. Most songwriters have vague ideas of their song’s aim, but it’s as if Swift’s entire intention is not to heal, but rather, as John Mayer says, to “rub [her] hands together and go, ‘Wait till he gets a load of this!'”
Anne Hathaway’s Babbling BAFTA Speech — More Droning Dribble
I do my best to avoid gratuitous celebrity criticism, but Anne Hathaway deserves a smack-down. You can’t fake authenticity, and it appears that she’s planned every speech down to her exasperated breaths of surprise. It’s as if the moment she accepted her role for Les Miserables, she stood in front of her mirror with a hairbrush in anticipation of the time that she’d sweep awards season. I don’t know how to fix this, other than to say it’s probably best to assume you’ll lose every category. That way, you’ll avoid saying bloated things like, “I’ll forever use this as a weapon against self-doubt.”
JLO’s Sexy Stem Walks The Grammy Red Carpet — Screw the Memo!
Jennifer Lopez has a permanent place on The Dishmaster’s hot-list. That’s quite the achievement considering when she originally entered the business she had some image issues that she’s since rectified ten fold. Her sexy leg proves that the curvy girls will always reign supreme on the sexy-scale, and that hot man on her arm also proves that age is just a number. Watch my favorite fashionista below, and may skinny bitches everywhere take note.
Jack White at the Grammys — Watch His Love Get Interrupted
I’ve never been a fan of Jack White, but I know a great performance when I see it, and the Johnny-Depp-clone killed it. Watch ‘Love Interrupted’ below.
Jack White – Love Interruption & Freedom At 21… by IdolxMuzic
Mumford & Sons Burn Down the Grammy House — Wait For No One
Mumford and Sons transcended super-stardom at the 2013 Grammy Awards in what can only be described as magical. Watch below to see how it’s done.
Mumford and Sons – I Will Wait – Grammys 2013 by IdolxMuzic
Katy Perry’s Breasts Get New Grammy Zip Code
Bruno Mars & Sting Unite — Heavenly Duet
A few months back I made note of the unusual similarity between Bruno Mars’ ‘Locked Out of Heaven’ and just about every Police song. Apparently, Sting got the memo and addressed it with a duet instead of a lawsuit. Watch the two talented stage-titans perform together. CAUTION: If your heart is weak, don’t watch. Sting might cause palpitations.
Tabloid Gossip — Weekly News Rundown
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- Donald Faison & CaCee Cobb are expecting a child. Just Jared
- ‘Teen Mom’s’ Maci Bookout has a new man. Wet Paint
- Robin Wright moved on from Sean Penn to a much younger man. Us Magazine
- Rihanna confirmed her Chris Brown reconciliation. Reality TV World
- Brandi Glanville had her vagina rejuvenated. Contact Music
- Beyonce revealed her miscarriage. E! Online
- Sharon Stone and her boy-toy split up. Life & Style
- Melissa Gilbert got engaged. TV Guide
- Cameron Diaz has a new man. Entertainment Wise
- Bethenny Frankel might have moved on with a very rich man. Huffington Post
- Alec Baldwin might be expecting a new tater-tot. NY Daily News
- Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are very friendly exes. Pop Crunch
- Britney Spears might take up residence in Vegas. Radar Online
- Adrienne Maloof is dating Rod Stewart’s son. TMZ
- Elton John and David Furnish had a second son. Rolling Stone
- Jeremy Renner is going to be a dad. Wonderwall
- Taylor Swift wanted to get with Bradley Cooper. Crazy Days and Nights
- Kristen Stewart officially broke up a marriage. NYP
Tim McGraw’s Weight Loss — Is He Manorexic?
What happened to Tim McGraw, and who told him it was a good idea to lose so much weight? The man is nearly unrecognizable. The guy who was once a sexy bear is now svelte and sickly looking. I don’t get it. Since when did it become acceptable for men to succumb to the same weight-loss pressures as women? He’s gotta gain it back. His brand demands it. In fact, The Dishmaster demands it!
UPDATE: It appears Mr. McGraw is also waxing his chest! Is there no humanity?!
