Should We Legalize Crystal Meth Too? — Nick Swardson Thinks So

When pot-smokers ask me how I feel about the legalization of marijuana, I ask them if we should also legalize heroin.  My response is followed by outrage, and just before I get the pot-smoker lecture on how marijuana makes them more productive, I flee.  Apparently, I’m not the only person that thought of this.  Watch the video below, to see comedian Nick Swardson’s very funny appearance on Chelsea Lately.

Chelsea Handler Responds to Her Sex Tape – Watch Her Explanation

Chelsea Handler insisted on her show last night that the sex tape unearthed by Radar Online was merely an “audition tape for a comedy club.”  Ummm – I’m not sure what to make of this.  The tape was made before she made it, so it’s possible that she wasn’t seasoned enough to understand that it isn’t funny to use an actual sex tape for an audition – it’s a little disturbing.  That being said, if Chelsea is lying to save face, I give her mad kudos for coming up with the most creative explanation on the planet for a sex tape.  Hear that Kim Kardashian?  

Chelsea Handler has a Sex Tape?!

Radar Online reports that Chelsea Handler has a sex tape . . . and they’ve watched it.  Handler says that the tape was made for a comedy bit, but whoever posted the story on Radar Online swears that simply isn’t true, as he’s watched it and saw her “breasts bare and swinging during the sex act.”  I can’t figure out what’s funnier – the fact that Chelsea Handler of all people is involved in a sex tape controversy, or the thought of the creepy writer over at Radar Online watching it.  Click the link below to read the original story.

EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea Handler Sex Tape – It’s No Joke! | RadarOnline.com

Comedy Central Locks in Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert Till 2013

Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert will stick with Comedy Central at least until 2013.  It’s a good thing too, considering they’re the only real news stations left.  They will soon go up against Conan O’Brien on TBS, which everyone is making a big deal about because they are both cable comedy shows.  I don’t think it really matters though.  Stewart and Colbert have a very specific audience that doesn’t really overlap with O’Brien’s audience.  The interesting fight will be Letterman v. Leno v. O’Brien v. Kimmel.  Oh yeah – who can forget Chelsea Lately?  Just put all the late night folks in a big pit and let them mud wrestle.  That’s how I solve everything.