Tabloid Gossip Rundown — They Did What?!

  • Tim Tebow sure doesn’t look like a virgin. Radar Online
  • LMFAO are dunzo. The music industry weeps. Digital Spy
  • Sharon Osbourne still hates NBC. TV Guide
  • JWOWW proved that you can find love on the Jersey Shore, after all.  Wet Paint
  • Maksim Chmerkovskiy is still whining. TV Week
  • Kanye West and Kim Kardashian suddenly have more in common than you’d think. Huffington Post
  • Liberty Ross is bouncing back nicely. E! Online
  • Amanda Bynes downward spiral continues. Wonderwall
  • ‘Modern Family’s’ Eric Stonestreet is single. And yes — he’s also straight. Pop Crunch
  • Kelsey Grammer hates Piers Morgan. The Stir
  • Paris Hilton doesn’t like Grindr. Bossip
  • Jessica Simpson has a very cute baby. ICYDK
  • Did Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart reconcile? Examiner
  • Annie Lennox got married. Opposing Views
  • ‘Modern Family’s’ Jesse Tyler Ferguson got engaged. People
  • Melissa Joan Hart had another baby. The Celebrity Cafe
  • Ashton Kutcher is in love with Mila Kunis. Us Magazine
  • Kat Von D found love with deadmau5. Too Fab
  • Pretty Little Liars’ Lucy Hale had a very public twitter breakup. Gossip Cop

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jessica Simpson Reveals Magical Weight Loss — Sort of

I’m confused. When Jessica Simpson says, “It’s not about the numbers,” did she mistakenly think she was talking about her shoes or something? This is a weight watchers reveal. Exactly what is it about if it’s not about losing weight? I get it. It’s hard to lose weight, and she spent the entirety of her emerging career as the hot, skinny chick, which she now has to compete with. That being said, if you’re going to get four million dollars to lose weight, then I’d suggest you lose weight.

Tabloid Gossip News Review — Celebrity Madness


 

 

  • Family Guy’s Seth MacFarlane dated Ryan Phillipe’s baby mamma. The Superficial
  • Jennifer Hudson temporarily called off her wedding. Perez Hilton
  • ‘True Blood’s’ Anna Paquin is pregnant with twins. Los Angeles Times
  • Johnny Depp might be dating Amber Heard. NYDN
  • Christie Brinkley & her ex-husband will never speak again. Radar Online
  • Jason Lee had a baby boy. TV Guide
  • Jessica Simpson has a cute baby. People
  • Megan Fox debuted her baby bump. Socialite Life
  • Chad Lowe has a second baby on the way. Wonderwall
  • John Edwards & Rielle Hunter broke up. ABC News
  • The Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes divorce mystery continues. TMZ
  • Adele is pregnant. Rolling Stone
  • Anderson Cooper is gay. CNN

 

 

 

 

 

Tabloid Gossip — Week-in-Review — Drama, Babies, & Breakups

 

  • The Bachelor’s Chris Harrison split from his wife. Vulture
  • Linda Evangelista isn’t happy with Selma Hayek’s husband. E! Online
  • Lea Michelle and Cory Montieth are moving in together. NY Post
  • Demi Moore finally changed her twitter name. Hollywood Life
  • Kristin Cavallari’s baby’s sex was accidentally revealed. She isn’t happy. Daily Mail
  • Russell Brand is dating David Hasselhoff’s ex. I’m Not Obsessed
  • Lindsay Lohan insists she isn’t reuniting with Samantha Ronson. TMZ
  • Jessica Simpson gave birth to a very big baby. Rolling Stone
  • Maggie Gyllenhaal had a baby. PopSugar
  • Khloe Kardashian quit her reality show with Lamar Odom. Rumor Fix
  • LeAnn Rimes renewed her wedding vows. Then wore a bikini. Mirror
  • Linda Hogan admitted to lying about Hulk. Wendy Williams
  • Ashton Kutcher and Miranda Lambert kissed and made up. People
  • Kris Humphries still has feelings for Kim Kardashian. Hollywire
  • Goodbye, Adam Yauch. You will be missed. The Superficial

 

 

 

 

Tabloid Gossip — Week-in-Review — Celebrity News

  • Eva Longoria and Eduardo Cruz are definitely back-on. E! Online
  • That kid from Hanson is expecting his fifth child. TheCelebrityCafe
  • Melissa Joan Hart has a bun in the oven. Wonderwall
  • True Blood co-star’s Anna Paquin & Stephen Moyer are having a baby. Cinema Blend
  • Does Mike Tyson have a prison guard love-child? Gossip and Soaps
  • Gerard Butler might have had sex with a girl in a port-a-potty. Perez
  • Howard Stern v. Judd Apatow. Reality TV Magazine
  • Ashton Kutcher & Mila Kunis might be dating. Stuff
  • Simon Cowell gave his ex-fiance a $5 million house. Yahoo!
  • Kelsey Grammar got a tattoo of his wife’s name. Digital Spy
  • Kim Kardashian is worried about Khloe Kardashian. Ashtrochicks
  • Jessica Simpson is still pregnant. People

 

Jessica Simpson’s Hair — Where is Ken Paves?

The one thing I’ve learned about getting arbitrarily angry at people, is that aside from looking like a lunatic, there will come a day when you’re in need of a friend, and you can’t survive life alone. One such person who could use that advice is Jessica Simpson, who hasn’t looked the same since breaking up with her gay-best-friend/hair-dresser — Ken Paves. Rumor has it that Jessica’s current boyfriend forced the rift with Ken. Regardless, she should mend that relationship quickly. Watch the first clip to see what her hair looks like now, and watch the second clip to see what it looked like when Ken was involved.

Tabloid Gossip — Week-in-Review — Celebrity-Mania

  • Reese Witherspoon is pregnant with her third child. Yahoo!
  • Lizzie McGuire is a mom. GossipandSoaps
  • Are Ashton Kutcher and Rihanna a couple? Radar Online
  • Jerry Lee Lewis is on his way to his seventh marriage. Wonderwall
  • Tori Spelling is pregnant five months after giving birth to her third child. AllThingsGossip
  • Is Miley Cyrus engaged to Liam Hemsworth? EarSucker
  • Jessica Simpson is carrying a very big baby. PopSugar
  • Camille Grammer is leaving Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Us Magazine
  • Did Johnny Depp bang an Olsen twin? The Superficial
  • ROBH’s Taylor Armstrong dumped her married boyfriend. Opposing Views
  • Seann William Scott (A.K.A. “Stifler”) is engaged. People
  • Model Adriana Lima is pregnant with her second child.  Just Jared
  • Nicollette Sheridan’s lawsuit ended in a mistrial. She lost by one vote. TV Guide
  • Goodbye, Teen Mom. It was fun while it lasted. Astrochicks

 

 

Quote of the Day — Nicole Richie Gives Advice to Jessica Simpson

“I offered for her to take my kids up until she has hers. That didn’t really work, but the offer still stands because she hasn’t had her kid yet.” Nicole Richie, on whether she gave her Fashion Star costar, Jessica Simpson, any parenting advice.

Tabloid Gossip Week-in-Review: Breakups, Makeups, & Babies

  • Kim Kardashian is married. Huffington Post
  • Magician David Copperfield has a daughter.  E! Online
  • Clueless’ Donald Faison and Jessica Simpson’s former assistant, Cacee Cobb, are engaged.  People
  • Is Marc Anthony harassing Jennifer Lopez? Us Weekly
  • Prince Harry is single and coming to America.  Daily Beast
  • Jessica Alba gave birth.  Radar Online
  • Kate Hudson debuted the first picture of her son.  She Knows
  • Hilary Duff is pregnant.  Just Jared

 

 

Nick Lachey & Vanessa Minnillo’s Televised Wedding — Learned Nothing From Jessica Simpson

What’s that saying? — “Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.” When Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson divorced, Lachey told Rolling Stone that the thought of cameras in his life now fills him “with a homicidal rage,” and he just “wants to push [the cameramen] down the fucking stairs.” That quote was in the context of his marriage ending, and the idea that he partly blamed his MTV show, ‘Newlyweds,’ for its demise. Years later, it appears he’s gotten over it. He and Vanessa Minnillo have decided to televise their wedding for a TLC special, and I can’t help but wonder if Nick Lachey will learn the same lesson twice.