Blog Daily Roundup

  • Jesse James and Sandra Bullock are officially divorced. Radar Online
  • Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are married.  Just Jared
  • Melrose Place Star, Amy Locane, was charged with vehicular homicide.  Monsters and Critics
  • Vince Neil posts bail after DUI arrest.  Ace Showbiz
  • Steve Carell is leaving The Office.  Popcrunch
  • Former Victoria’s Secret model, Stephanie Seymour, is going through a messy divorce.  Page Six
  • The photographers from ‘Double Exposure’ respond to Lindsay Lohan calling them liars.  E! Online.
  • Former tennis star, Jennifer Capriati, allegedly suffered from a prescription pill overdose.  Cinema Blend
  • Bill Clinton says blow the well up in the Gulf.  New York Magazine

Blog Daily Roundup

  • Kobe Bryant’s wife, Vanessa, hates Khloe Kardashian.  [Popcrunch]
  • Robert Pattinson defended Kristin Stewart about her “rape” comment.  [Popeater]
  • Gossip Girl spoiler: Is Georgina really pregnant?  [TV Fanatic]
  • The Bachelor’s Jake Pavelka’s ex-girlfriend is not surprised about his break-up with Vienna.  [Radar Online]
  • Bristol Palin makes her acting debut.  [Movieline]
  • Val Kilmer apologizes to New Mexico?  [The Celebrity Cafe]
  • Chynna Phillips says that filing for divorce helped save her marriage to Billy Baldwin.  [Pr-Inside]
  • The performance of Tom Cruise’s new film, Knight and Day, might affect whether Paramount kills MI4.  [Deadline]
  • Jeremy London’s brothers says that he needs help and he questions whether Jeremy was actually kidnapped.  [Digital Spy]
  • Dennis Quaid will play the reverend in the remake of ‘Footloose.’  [Yahoo!]
  • Conan O’Brien attacks Lance Armstrong on twitter. [Page Six]
  • Former ‘American Idol’ contestant, Kellie Pickler, is engaged.  [Hollywood Life]
  • Elliot Spitzer gets his own show.  [The Wrap]
  • Joan Rivers’ ex-manager is suing her.  [TMZ]
  • Lindsay Lohan says Bravo set her up to make her look bad. [Ear Sucker]

Lindsay Lohan Posts an Extremely Disturbing Video on Her Twitter Account

I shamelessly follow Lindsay Lohan’s tweets, and clicked on a link to a video that she posted.  It’s horrific.  She literally cannot move without her bodyguard shoving the paparazzi away.  I’m aware that she’s a celebrity, and I’m also aware of the endless arguments about how she opened the door to this.  But just because you choose to be in the spotlight doesn’t give these blood sucking vultures an excuse to endanger her safety, and the safety of the innocent bystanders around her.  Sadly, it’s up to the legislature to pass a law that keeps these paparazzi at a distance, and they haven’t done anything yet.  Schwarzenegger signed an anti-paparazzi law, but all it says is that paps cannot make money off a photograph that was taken illegally.  The problem is that these photos are usually legal.  And before you wax on about the First Amendment, note that the First Amendment has limitations.  A law could easily be passed that is within the confines of the constitution.  Too heavy?  Watch the video below and you tell me.  Cut it off around the 3:00 minute mark though.

The Dish – Tabloid Review

David Boreanaz’s admitted to cheating on his wife while she was pregnant, in an attempt to diffuse the upcoming mistress press conference.  Boreanaz needs to call Charlie Sheen and ask him for advice on how to fuck women that don’t talk to the press. 

Halle Berry’s ex-boyfriend, Gabriel Aubry is pissed off that the press is labeling him a dead-beat loser, and he blames Halle’s camp for the story.  Since she has yet to defend him, I think he’s probably right.  It’s a good thing that Halle Berry stars in such fantastic movies, otherwise it would be pretty ridiculous to point fingers at Aubry’s stalled career.  Right?

Bret Michaels was released from the hospital and is expected to make a full recovery.  I’m not only thrilled for his family, but I’m also thrilled that Donald Trump will stop playing doctor with the press.

Lindsay Lohan is facing jail time for violating probation.  As a sidenote, Lohan is looking a lot like Britney Spears during Spears’ downward spiral.  Let’s hope she can get it together like Spears did before it’s too late.  There is a big difference though.  Spears’ parents never justified her behavior the way Dina Lohan does.  Instead, they told the press they were trying to help her.

David Letterman’s extortionist is going to prison.  I just realized that Letterman’s mistresses didn’t hold a press conference either.  Perhaps that is because Letterman didn’t fuck fame mongering whores. 

Rachel Uchitel lands my title as star-fucking home-wrecker of the year.  That’s just my opinion though.  After all, you can’t break up a marriage that isn’t already broken right?  Either that – or when you jump on a guy’s penis he just might have sex with you. 

 

Director of ‘The Other Side’ says Lindsay Lohan isn’t Bankable – You Just Figured this Out?

Usually when an actor is fired from a film, those involved release a cryptic statement to the press out of respect for the actor.  Not this time.  David Michaels, writer/director of ‘The Other Side,’ felt the need to inform the press that he fired Lohan from his film because she isn’t “bankable.”  Producers allegedly needed a bigger name to secure financing.  First of all, I’m guessing Lohan’s name is “bankable” enough to be dragged through the mud by David Michaels, so he can get attention for his film.  Second, must you kick her while she’s down?  It’s disgusting.  

Brandon Davis Blames Rick Soloman for the Mischa Barton Fat Comment

Oil heir and resident Hollywood D-bag Brandon Davis recently made headlines by calling his ex-girlfriend, Mischa Barton, fat on his twitter page.  Here’s the comment: “Omg. Just realized my ex turned into 1 of the fattest people in the planet. I’m gonna start dating plus size models. Not! Mischa the heifer.”  He has since tweeted an explanation, blaming Rick Soloman who he says stole his phone and posted the comment.  In case you’re wondering, Davis is the same guy that called Lindsay Lohan a “firecrotch,” and Soloman is the man allegedly responsible for releasing the Paris Hilton sex tape.  Two very stand up gentleman.

Lindsay Lohan v. Perez Hilton

Lindsay Lohan and gossip blogger Perez Hilton got into a war of the words when Hilton said on his website that Lohan suspiciously gets paid in cash for her club appearances.  He then said “Ummm…. Drug money?!?!”  Lohan responded via twitter, saying “your statement couldn’t be more wrong in every single way. And I find your accusations and slanderous remarks to be gross.  Then again, Karma is a bitch, isn’t it? I can’t imagine what yours will be.”  What’s funny about this “slander,” is that Lohan just recently attended Perez Hilton’s birthday party.  Yes it’s true that his comments came after the party, but Perez has been bashing her on his website forever, and she still decided to show.  I guess all you have to do for forgiveness is throw a celeb attended party.  I’m sure she’ll be at his next one.

Red Carpet Fashion: Perez Hilton’s Birthday Party

Perez Hilton, the master of all celebrity bloggers, had a birthday bash in Los Angeles Saturday night.  Forgive the title of this post, as Perez, true to his website’s color, rolled out a pink carpet instead of a red one.  See pictures from the party below.


[Perez Hilton and Lindsay Lohan – yes, it is weird that she is there given that Perez constantly bashes her on his website]


[Paula Abdul and her hot legs!]


[Katy Perry – please see my previous post – entitled ‘When Did Celebs Stop Wearing Pants’]


[Kim Zolciak – from ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’]


[Leona Lewis – British pop sensation]


[Singer Eve]


[Audrina Patridge – from ‘The Hills’]


[Bridget Marquardt – Formerly on of Hugh Hefner’s girls]


[Niecy Nash – on this season’s ‘Dancing With the Stars’]

Lindsey Lohan Sues Over E-Trade Commercial

Lindsey Lohan is suing over the commercial below.  Her lawyer is arguing that Lohan is known by one name only, and the mention of “Lindsey” points to Lindsey Lohan.  I’m sure the suffix “holic” does not help matters much either.  So did E-Trade have Lohan in mind when they made this?  I would say yes, though I don’t think she’ll win.  E-Trade will probably throw some money at her and settle this.  As a side-note, this commercial is very funny.