Tag: Lindsay Lohan

Remember my post below about celebrities that should not make the press for their bad behavior?  That applies everyone except Courtney Love, whose bad behavior is just so original and interesting.  Courtney Love posted a naked picture of herself on twitter, and the blogosphere erupted with very mean comments about how terrible she looks.  Ordinarily I would feel sorry for her, but she really did look terrible.  If you’re going to post a naked picture, you might as well ensure that you have the proper lighting, because just about everyone can look good in the dark — trust me, I know.  Love’s excuse?  She “accidentally” posted the picture, and it was really intended for her boyfriend.  I would first like to advise Courtney that even your boyfriend deserves good lighting and the proper angle.  I’d also like to point out that her excuse is terrible.  She clearly has “poster’s remorse.”  Also — please come back to twitter — your antics are welcome.

Lindsay Lohan starts off her Vanity Fair interview saying that she’s not “making excuses.” She then spends the rest of the interview making excuses.  Lohan claims that her partying days were akin to the college years that she never had, and she just happened to live those years in the public eye.  Apparently she was just “doing certain things that most people do ten times more of when they’re in college.” First of all, I am not sure what your college experience was like, but mine did not involve arrests, drug abuse, and multiple stints in rehab.  She also said that she would forgo clubbing altogether to get the respect back that she deserves, because clubbing “isn’t fun anyways.”  Perhaps she should have done this interview three months from now to add some credibility to her bold proclamations.  This reminds me of when Kirstie Alley told Oprah that she plans to start her own weight loss program, because she wants to lose all the weight she gained back after quitting Jenny Craig.  Yeah — I don’t need to tell you how that turned out.

I’ve made it a personal mission to bring back the “curvy girls,” in Hollywood. Since I forgot some women in my first curvy actresses post, I’m doing another one. I imagine I have forgotten some this time around as well, so expect many more of these. Enjoy!

Modern Family’s Sofia Vergara

Mad Men’s Elisabeth Moss

Kristin Davis

Kate Winslet — My brother is madly in love with her, and often tells me that she’s so beautiful he cannot watch her films, because it saddens him that they will never date in real life. So Kate, call my brother.

Rose McGowan

Lindsay Lohan — yes she was an actress at one point in her life.

Jennifer Tilly — She doesn’t have to act another day in her life. She married and divorced Sam Simon, a creator of The Simpsons, and gets half of all his profit from the show. Translation? Millions and millions.

• Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem got married.  Ace Showbiz

• Julianne Hough and Ryan Seacrest were spotted making out.  Popsugar

• Lindsay Lohan joined the Joan Rivers/Samantha Ronson twitter war.  American Superstar Mag

• See pictures of Jesse James‘ new Austin home.  Astrochicks

• Christina Milian and her husband split up after he allegedly cheated on her.  TPI News

• Mario Lopez gets his own VH1 reality show.  Popcrunch

• Bret Michaels is engaged.  Popeater

• Madonna’s Dolce & Gabanna campaign is incredible.  Just Jared

• See picture of John Stamos’ alleged extortionist/17-year-old conquest. Radar Online