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August 2015

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Jennifer Aniston Weds: World’s Hottest Independent Woman Is Off the Market

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 After years of tabloid gossip, endless rumors, and sad-sack headlines, Hollywood’s hottest single lady decided to make her love with Justin Theroux official by walking down the aisle during a private event held at her mansion. Over the years, Aniston has been effusive about her love for the Tropic Thunder scribe, calling him the “nicest person in the world” who “gets better every year.” And despite an insatiable desire to paint her as desperate, Aniston has taken it in stride with the utmost grace, ignoring the negativity in favor of a rich, fulfilling life with friends, travel, and an A-list career. She never needed a man to make her happy, she wanted THIS MAN, and she got him. Good for her. Long live their happiness, and death to all the anticipated headlines about “problems in paradise” and “trouble conceiving.” She’s 46 and fabulous, and she’ll do what she wants, when she wants. 

Thursday

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August 2015

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Angelina Jolie Stars With Brad Pitt in ‘By the Sea’ — Watch Now

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Since rumor has it that Brad Pitt is no longer allowed to take on romantic films, I suppose acting beside his wife is the only option for a more personal-life driven role. Set in the 70’s, the self-indulgent drama seems somewhat similar to Revolutionary Road, and much like Leonardo DiCraprio and Kate Winslet, I’m guessing they should have stopped at their first flick. According to Jolie who wrote and directed the film, the process took it’s toll on the two of them, with Jolie saying she’d “be directing [herself] and him in a scene where [they’re] having a fight, and [she’d] be pulling out the parts [of him] that have an aggression toward [her and] . . . it was very heavy. Watch below.

Tuesday

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August 2015

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Kelly Osbourne’s Racist Toilet Comment — Owes Giuliana Rancic an Apology

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When you hold people to a standard that you yourself cannot meet, just know that The Dishmaster is watching you, and I’ll call you out on your hypocrisy. And today, Kelly Osbourne is in need of a serious call-out. When discussing Donald Trump’s contentious, racist comments about Mexican immigrants, Osbourne had an ill-timed, horrible reply, asking who would “clean his toilets” if he kicked out all Mexican immigrants. The panel quickly tried to come to the rescue, which she is still too stubborn to understand. There’s a reason she could not finish her point, and that reason is to her benefit. There’s a more important issue afoot, and it’s about Giuliana Rancic, whose entire career took a serious hit when she inappropriately stated that Zendaya Coleman’s hair looked as if it smelled like “Patchouli oil.” Of all her ‘Fashion Police’ panelists, Osbourne was the least forgiving, taking to twitter to rant her rage and later getting axed for her outspoken comments. According to Osbourne, she was friends with Zendaya, and Rancic didn’t take “enough responsibility” for her words. Call me crazy and forgive the horrific pun, but I’d say we’re splitting hairs, and Osbourne owes Rancic a big slice of empathy with a cherry I-say-racist-things-by-accident-too on top. Perhaps I’d be more forgiving of Osbourne had she been more forgiving of Rancic. I will not afford you the luxury of backing out of this muddy mess with a you-know-I’m-not-racist defense, when Rancic was not given that same luxury. If you can’t meet your own standards, perhaps it’s time you make new ones.

Apology image courtesy of Kelly Osbourne's instagram

Apology image courtesy of Kelly Osbourne’s instagram

Tuesday

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August 2015

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Sarah Jessica Parker Launches Bridal Shoe Line: Read Interview

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Sarah Jessica Parker visited The Knot to promote her new bridal shoe line, and the fashion icon gave readers some insight into her timeless yet unconventional aisle-ready footwear. According to Parker, “A bride should feel like however she wants to feel like on that day, whether it’s funny or silly, whimsical or feminine, or, beautiful. People should just wear what they want to wear. I think all options are thrilling—and I welcome them.” For more of her Q & A, visit The Knot.

Tuesday

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August 2015

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Bachelor in Paradise Wedding Completely Fake?!!!

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  If you think Lifetime’s ‘Unreal” is fake, then take a moment to view the wedding of Lacy Faddoul and Marcus Grodd on ‘Bachelor in Paradise’ because they had us all fooled. The two reality show alums “got married” on the show’s premiere with their family, friends, and current contestants looking on. According to TMZ, it was all for show, as no marriage license actually exists, and Marcus’ Coast Guard training has taken up too much time for them to actually tie the knot. I’m curious how this makes any sense considering they had enough time to walk down a fake aisle, and obtaining a marriage license isn’t actually all that complicated. But you know . . . money talks.

Saturday

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August 2015

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Tabloid Gossip: Your Weekly Dish

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Kate Moss’s ex was seen canoodling with another model. Mirror

Shia LaBeouf might be physically abusive. DListed

Ice T and Coco are expecting a coconut. TV Guide

Laverne Cox didn’t have facial feminisation surgery. Contact Music

Eliza Dushku got axed from her hotel for One Direction. Wonderwall

Khloe Kardashian calls Caitlyn Jenner “Bruce.” Wet Paint

Scott Disick is feeling lonely and single. HUFFPO

Guy Richie got married. Hollywood Life

Gisele Bundchen’s burqa caused controversy. Just Jared

Charlize Theron adopted her second child. Rumor Fix

Ashlee Simpson had a baby. E! Online

Subway’s Jared Fogle reportedly bragged about sex with a 16 year old. TMZ

Heidi Klum is enjoying her much younger man. Just Jared

Naomi Campbell might spend six months in jail. The Inquisitr

Is Hilary Swank dating a Bachelorette alum? Us Magazine

Did Nicki Minaj dump Meek Mill? Daily Beast

Thursday

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July 2015

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Cara Delevingne’s Awkward Interview — Anchors at Fault

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When Cara Delevingne’s “awkward” interview with Good Day Sacramento was first brought to my attention, I made an uneducated assumption that she was likely in a surly mood, resulting in the anchors’ reaction. Then I watched the interview, and It became immediately clear that she wasn’t cantankerous at all, and instead of using their time for a productive conversation, they took advantage of the opportunity to rudely shit on the person they invited into their living room. First, there’s a delay, which results in a resting face that doesn’t match each question as it’s asked, which they should know. Second, when you make a bad joke, expect that you won’t get a laugh. Third, you three are a bunch of immature bullies, and if you can’t behave like an adult conducting an interview, then let someone else do your job. No part of that exchanged warranted that type of reaction, and Cara tried upon the first two attempts to brush off the insult, which was not respected.

Thursday

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July 2015

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Eminem ft. Gwen Stefani: “Kings Never Die” Lyric Video

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Eminem returns, and this time he’s joined by Gwen Stefani, who delivers the chorus on “Kings Never Die.” The lyric video shines a light on Eminem’s poetic prowess, and it gives fans an opportunity to see exactly how he manipulates his words to match the rhythm of the song. Watch below.

Wednesday

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July 2015

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Artist Spotlight: Firepit Sessions Present King Washington

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  Adam Labov has an eye for musical talent, and the Los Angeles native cultivates his keen awareness by giving back, with an intimate concert experience around a firepit in his personal backyard. The relaxed vibe provides the perfect setting for food, drinks, and a sound quality that far surpasses any Los Angeles venue. You’d think the garden setting would only warrant an exclusive folksy vibe, but Labov knows how to present the perfect amalgam of genres, and even rock musicians have their place in this one-of-a-kind setting. For his latest FirepiFirepit Sessiont Session, King Washington performed, and their incredible harmonies are worth sharing with the world. The humble group has been at it for over eight years, and they deserve everything coming to them. Listen below.

Tuesday

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July 2015

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Quote of the Day: Alec Baldwin Talks Donald Trump

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 If Trump was the GOP nominee, it’s exactly what we deserve with the system that we have. There’s a part of me that would love to see Trump win. I would love to see Trump be the Republican nominee and run for President. I’m a huge campaign finance reform person. Money has destroyed the American political system. These guys are all NASCAR drivers with [their owners’] stickers on them.” Alec Baldwin to Howard Stern, on the current state of American politics.

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