Public forums provide wonderful opportunities to downsize the evil elite, and I take great pride in choosing my subjects wisely. That standard usually involves bad behavior, with a specific focus on one’s treatment of others. But I have my limits. Having lived in the business for many years, you might be astounded by the level of juicy gossip I’ve heard about Hollywood’s A-listers, and the extent to which I’ve kept that information private. Why? Because I launched this site with moral integrity, and exposing someone’s drug addiction, impending divorce, or mental heath issues would send me straight to the hell I envision exists for other bloggers. And sometimes — that hell extends beyond bloggers, and transfers to magazines. Today’s target is Vanity Fair, who’s allegedly planning a take-down piece on Gwyneth Paltrow, which includes an inquiry into whether she cheated on her husband. When I read these rumors, I was immediately reminded of the rage I felt regarding their Tom Cruise piece, which involved the same level of disgusting probes into the actor’s privacy. Is an actor’s personal life anyone’s business? While they might invite inquiry after jumping on a couch or two, does that justify an extensive pile of hurtful propaganda, especially when there is children involved? Someone is going to hell in a hand basket, and I’ll gladly start gathering the bamboo (it will burn fast).
Author: The Dishmaster
Lorde is Beautiful: WATCH ‘ROYALS’
I’m late on the Lorde craze, and in truth, I’m only posting the video below because I’m profoundly jealous of Ella Maria Lani Yelich-O’Connor, who has one of the most beautiful faces I’ve ever seen in my life. Call me crazy, but man this girl is gorgeous. Watch the video below, and picture me with curly hair and lots of eyeliner. Story Developing . . .
Ke$ha Talks Vaginal Electrocution on Conan — WATCH NOW
The pathetically interesting thing about Ke$ha is despite her exhausting dedication to the cause, she can’t even get labeled a train-wreck. In fact, the media seems to overlook her entirely, focusing on much more enticing mayhem (SEE MILEY CYRUS). My guess? The public can sniff out an inauthentic bid for attention, even if it includes humorless proclamations about vaginal electrocution. Even Conan refused to play. Watch the very unfunny clip below.
Paul Shaffer Loves His Pets — Adopt Your Dog Now
Late Night with David Letterman band leader Paul Shaffer shared an endearing video of his adopted canine cuties in honor of National Adopt a Shelter Dog Month. The video is an extension of the Humane Society’s larger Shelter Pet Adoption campaign, meant to alter people’s awareness about shelter animals and increase pet adoptions. Watch Paul Shaffer and his daughter below.
Kim Kardashian’s Ass Takes Over Instagram — Cheeky or Trashy?
If your entire brand is based on your looks, it would make sense to immediately start posting form-flattering pictures for the public’s purview. That being said, sexcapades have a shelf-life, especially for women, and it would also make sense for Kim Kardashian to consider a career beyond her bodacious behind. I’m not sure what that career would entail, considering the entire Kardashian clan has had some less than desirable endeavors, but I’m sure Kris Jenner could pull something out of her sleeve. Take a look at Kim Kardashian’s awe-inducing ass below. Warning: Objects might be bigger than you think.
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Katy Perry Releases ‘Unconditional’ — LISTEN NOW
Sherri Shepherd v. Instagram (And an Ice-Cream Breakfast)
If you missed The View yesterday, then you didn’t see the epic rant from Sherri Shepherd, where she scolded the show’s Supervising Producer for letting her son follow Sherri on Instagram. Shepherd insisted he was too young for the social media outlet, implying that the Supervising Producer in question made a bad parenting decision. On today’s show, the Supervising Producer spoke up, insisting that her son knows Shepherd personally, and only follows her because she’s his good friend’s mother. And just as the time began to dwindle, and it became very clear she was losing the battle, she admirably brought out the big-guns, saying, “It’s all about priorities. My son slept at [Shepherd’s] house and she fed him ice cream for breakfast.”
And there you have it. When attacked, come prepared. Watch the hilarious clip below.
Chubby Checker to Howard Stern: “REVIVE THE TWIST!”
Chubby Checker called into Howard Stern today with a serious gripe about how radio stations no longer play ‘The Twist,’ which according to Checker is, “The biggest song on the planet.” Upon listening again, I was suddenly reminded about how good music used to be, and out of respect, appreciation, and nostalgia, I’m posting the video below. I’d encourage bloggers everywhere to do the same.
JOIN.THE.MOVEMENT.
The Voice Battle Rounds — Caroline Pennell Kills It
There’s no doubt that if you want to find the best talent, you need only look to The Voice. There’s also no doubt that NBC is notoriously terrible at post-show promotion, which means that, unfortunately, every participant will fade into non-existence. Having said that, watch the video below of the incredibly talented Caroline Pennell, whose unique tone far exceeds her range. It’s too bad NBC knows nothing about fostering musical talent. Otherwise this girl would go very far.