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Kris Jenner Addresses Caitlyn Jenner’s Tell-All

My longtime followers hate my posts about the Kardashians, but it’s my blog, and I’ll do what I want. The good news for those who object is that their ratings are slipping, but that is a fact I find odd considering this is the juiciest, most honest season yet. In the clip below, Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner discuss Caitlyn Jenner’s tell-all book which Kris feels bashes her, and there are many revelations. First, Kris wishes that Caitlyn had told her why she and her ex-wife, Linda Thompson actually broke up. Both parties admit it was over Caitlyn’s gender identity issues, which Bruce conveniently left out when marrying Kris. Kim harshly proclaimed that Caitlyn ruined three lives with her dishonesty. Kris also says that Caitlyn accuses Kris of hoarding their money, which Kris points out was used to support the family. Watch below.

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Khloe Kardashian and Kris Jenner in Feud Over Rob

Keeping-Up-with-the-Kardashians

With two daughters who married unfaithful addicts and another who was hitched for a mere 72 days, you’d think there would be a little less judgment from the Kardashian clan toward their one male sibling, but fans of the show know that the girls often ride a very high horse in a big, glass house. So when Kim and Khloe told Kris Jenner not to buy a house for their brother, Rob Kardashian, and to “cut the chord” instead, Kris finally defended herself by reminding her family of their own notorious messes. Watch below to see Kris remind Kim of her very abnormal marriage to Kris Humphries.

Kris Jenner v. Caitlyn: “You Knew About My Transition”

iamcait There are three sides to every story, and judging by Kris Jenner’s exchange with Caitlyn over dinner, they will likely keep it that way. The exes simply don’t agree on whether Kris knew about Bruce’s desire to be a woman when they met. Caitlyn insists she confessed her inner-conflict to Kris, by saying she was on “hormones.” Kris said that while she knew he had taken drugs of some kind that could have impact his sperm count, she assumed it was steroids and not estrogen. There are many studies on memory and the ability to bend thoughts to meet the most favorite story-line, but since Bruce has been accused by his entire family of lying about his transition until the 11th hour, I’m siding with Kris. Watch the clip from ‘I Am Cait’ below.

Kourtney Kardashian Calls Scott Disick an “As*hole”

Like them or not, the Kardashians air their dirty laundry in the most honest of fashions, which inludes the demise of Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick’s relationship for the entire world to see. Disck has honestly aired his addictions, but has yet to honestly air his recovery. Hopefully that will change on the current season, because he got sober after Kourney kicked him out. Watch a clip for tonight’s episode, where Kris tries to mediate their strife over Scott visiting the kids.
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Kim Kardashian’s Ass Takes Over Instagram — Cheeky or Trashy?

If your entire brand is based on your looks, it would make sense to immediately start posting form-flattering pictures for the public’s purview. That being said, sexcapades have a shelf-life, especially for women, and it would also make sense for Kim Kardashian to consider a career beyond her bodacious behind. I’m not sure what that career would entail, considering the entire Kardashian clan has had some less than desirable endeavors, but I’m sure Kris Jenner could pull something out of her sleeve. Take a look at Kim Kardashian’s awe-inducing ass below. Warning: Objects might be bigger than you think.

Kris Jenner Explains North West — Kim Kardashian’s New Airline

To be fair, the title is a joke — but so is Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s poor baby’s new name. And those cruel new parents didn’t even give this little girl the option of a middle name to opt out of their preposterous pick. Watch Kris Jenner justify their choice on The View.

Cindy Crawford Stops Daughter’s Fashion Career

Cindy Crawford rightfully decided not to whore-out her ten year old daughter to the fashion world. Though her daughter recently modeled Versace’s children’s line, Crawford said, “At this point, she’s too young to pursue a career. There aren’t even a handful of jobs for a 10-year-old girl.” This is good news. I was actually pretty disgusted by the photos from the Versace line, because no one wants to see a sexualized 10 year old. Perhaps Crawford should have a conversation with Kris Jenner.

Kris Jenner Lied About Kim Kardashian to Piers Morgan

Someone once told me that liars looks to the right when they answer a question. The best evidence of this theory is Kris Jenner’s response to Piers Morgan’s inquiry about Kim Kardashian’s short-lived marriage to Kris Humphries. Watch below.

Leah Remini and Holly Robinson Peete Fired From ‘The Talk’?

When I first watched ‘The Talk,’ I knew almost immediately that the show would not survive with its panel of hosts. The women didn’t gel, and the only person that I thought had true talent was Julie Chen, who, similar to Barbara Walters’ role on ‘The View,’ is a real journalist (though there is only one Babs). So it’s no surprise that three of the original hosts have been given the axe. This includes: Leah Remini, Holly Robinson Peete, and Marissa Jaret Winokur. Leah Remini recently admitted to the firing (or “not having her option picked up” as it goes in Hollywood), which I appreciate. There’s no need to develop some elaborate excuse about not wanting to return (hear that Megan Fox?). Though I feel bad for them, this was a good decision on CBS’ part. First, Remini wasn’t funny. She’s an actress not a comedian. Unlike Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, and Sherri Shepherd, Remini not only lacks the timing necessary to navigate those segments, but she also is the rare breed of annoying, which includes thinking you’re funny when you’re not (at least Julie Chen never attempted jokes). As for Holly Robinson Peete, she just wasn’t particularly interesting or funny. I hate to be harsh, but I’m glad CBS got their act together. There are rumors swirling that Kris Jenner might be the new co-host, which is actually a good idea. Despite my love/hate relationship with the Kardashians, they are relevant — like it or not.

Kris Jenner Gets a Face-Lift — I’ve Had Enough!

I love mindless television, and I love to point my finger and laugh at the superficial madness of Los Angeles. Having said that, I’ve had enough of the Kardashians. Kris Jenner has officially put me over the edge. On the new season of Keeping up With the Kardashians, she decides to get a face-lift in preparation for Kim’s wedding. So what’s my issues? It’s ridiculous! First, she doesn’t need one. Second, when you look at her old face, it actually has character, which is more than I can say for her new face. Furthermore, I’m fundamentally against all plastic surgery. That proclamation quite obviously excludes getting the fat sucked out of one’s neck — because that’s clearly necessary. Other than the double-chin-fat-suckage, I declare that all human beings look better with age. It’s better than looking like a plastic alien.