There’s a lot of sexual indiscretions I’m willing to forgive. Perhaps you had an affair. Who am I to judge? Maybe your marriage was in ruins you made a mistake. Perhaps you indulged in prostitution. Who am I to judge? Maybe your marriage was in ruins and wanted to get your rocks off. Perhaps your intern fellatioed you? Who am I to judge? Maybe your marriage was in ruins and she dropped to her knees. All of the above seem like forgivable offenses. But I draw the line at Carlos Danger. And his wife should too.
Author: The Dishmaster
Homeland Season 3 Trailer — Brody is Where?!
Howard Stern Interviews Andrew Dice Clay — ‘Blue Jasmine’
You can call Howard Stern a lot of things, but you can’t call him disloyal. For years he continued to feature Andrew Dice Clay on his show, despite Clay’s declining career. Stern had him at his best, and he had him at his worst, and for that, I have eternal respect. Clay recently made a comeback with Woody Allen’s masterpiece, ‘Blue Jasmine,’ and he’s not taking it for granted. Watch his interview with Stern below.
Howard Stern – Andrew Dice Clay, Blue Jasmine… by ShowStern
Brooks Dumps Desiree — The Bachelorette is Broken-Hearted
For the first time in history, ABC favored reality over fantasy. If you missed the first part of The Bachelorette’s finale, here’s the story in a nutshell. Brooks had doubts, dumped Desiree, and she subsequently declared her love before he departed. Though I’ve heard there’s a happy ending in store for the leading lady, I’m excited that the guy questioned his feelings. What normal human being proposes marriage in such an abnormal format? I predict he’ll realize his love in a Mesnick-like fashion, and those two clowns will live happily ever after. Watch the clip below.
Quote of the Day: Sarah Michelle Gellar on ‘The Crazy Ones’ & ‘The Ringer’
“I don’t think I really thought that twin thing through. I didn’t realize that there weren’t actually two of me. That was not my smartest day.” Sarah Michelle Gellar on her ill-fated series, The Ringer, and her excitement about starring alongside Robin Williams in the new television series, ‘The Crazy Ones.’ Watch a preview for ‘The Crazy Ones’ below.
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Blue Jasmine Premiere — The Stars are Shiny
The stars shined bright for Woody Allen’s Blue Jasmine premiere at the the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. I’m told that the deserts were provided by The ONE Group and drinks were provided by Russian Standard Vodka.
Enjoy some pictures from the premiere below.
Andrew Dice Clay, Cate Blanchett, Bobby Cannavale, and Peter Sarsgaard
Ali Fedotowsky and new boyfriend, Kevin Manno
Kate Blanchett
Ashley Jones
Tom Green
