“You couldn’t get [Anderson Cooper] out of the closet for ten years . . . . He wanted a mainstream career . . . . And now [that he’s out], he’s the sheriff, and he’s running around giving everyone a ticket.” Alec Baldwin to Howard Stern, on Anderson Cooper’s claims that Baldwin is homophobic.
Author: The Dishmaster
Bruce Willis Tanks Red 2 Interview — Self-Important Prick?
For years I’ve heard from Hollywood insiders that Bruce Willis is a self-important prick. I’d go into details, but that might divulge my sources. That being said, all you need for confirmation is the video below, in which Willis single-handedly tanks his Red 2 interview for no reason at all. Willis clearly resents his press-tour, and punished the interviewer as a result. As for Mary Louise Parker, she’s a consummate professional who thanklessly attempted to rescue this.
Anchorman 2 — New Poster Released
Jesse & The Rippers Reunite — Jimmy Fallon’s ‘Full House’
For Full House fans, this treat tops just about anything. John Stamos reunited with his television band, Jesse & The Rippers, for a throwback on Fallon. He even got Bob Saget to show up, along with his on-screen wife (and off screen love interest?), Lori Loughlin, for a full-on performance. Plus, there’s a mullet involved. Watch below.
Your News Now — Weekly Rundown
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- Kristen Stewart isn’t happy about Robert Pattinson’s new romance. STUFF
- Kevin Jonas is having a kid. DIGISPY
- Brian Van Holt & Courtney Cox are dating. USMAGAZINE
- Ryan Seacrest has a new girlfriend. WETPAINT
- Matthew Morrison is engaged. POPCRUNCH
- Jason Biggs is having a baby. HUFF POST
- Tina Turner got hitched to her long-time lover. IDOLATOR
- Adam Levine popped the question. LA TIMES
- ‘Veep’s’ Anna Chlumsky has her very own “my girl.” DAILY MAIL
- Jonathan Groff & Zachary Quinto called it quits. ONTOPMAG
- A ‘Modern Family‘ star got married. RADAR ONLINE
- Geraldo Rivera posted a nude selfie. I’m blind. E! ONLINE
- Jenny McCarthy & Donnie Wahlberg are a new couple. JUST JARED
Real Housewives Clip — Gretchen’s Fashion Faux Pas
This can’t-miss clip represents all the Real Housewives, whose fashion choices are consistently questionable. From Lisa Vanderpump’s pink-on-pink color-clashing, to Kyle Richards’ everything-must-match moments, these ladies have an anti-luxe overload. Watch Vicky Gunvalson’s hilarious description of Gretchen Rossi’s “trench coat/dress.”
Keibler on Clooney: “It Wasn’t Going to Work”
Stacy Keibler deserves a medal for her post-Clooney media wrangling. When asked about her romance while co-hosting The View, Keibler proved herself a class act, simply saying she doesn’t prioritize marriage, and she’s grateful to the time they shared. When Walters read her a quote about Clooney’s anti-marriage stance, she smiled sweetly and took the card “as a memento.” It’s clear that Keibler is a pistol in a pretty package. Only a titan could handle that.
Adrienne Bailon Disses Robert Kardashian Tattoo — OOPS!
I learned two things today. First, I learned that there’s a show called ‘The Real,’ which can only be described as a poor man’s ‘The View.’ Second, I learned that Adrienne Bailon is not very appreciate of the Kardashian who propelled her to fame (see Rob) Watch her discuss her “ratchet” ass tattoo below, and take some time to look up that word, since she used it excessively in the clip.
Quote of the Day: Barbara Walters Calls Bruce Willis “Weird”
Rolling Stone Covers the Boston Bomber — Outrage Ensues
Rolling Stone should know better than this. Good journalism and morality are not mutually exclusive, and this crossed a definitive line. While it’s certainly true that America is obsessed with a killer’s mind in an attempt to understand the impetus for evil, there’s a way to write an article that doesn’t include blasting a killer’s face on the cover a magazine as if he’s some kind of rock star. And furthermore, the picture in question is flattering, and for a murderer — couldn’t they pick another?
I imagine a bunch of executives in a room debating about whether to use this image, fully anticipating the backlash, and doing it anyways. Shock value sells magazines — so why not?