Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan Visit ‘The Today Show’ — Watch Now

Much like Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson who were prematurely thrust into the spotlight before adjusting to the industry’s demands, Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan seem stunned by their new-found stardom. The twosome visited The Today Show for a giggly, awkward interview which made me wonder whether they actually watched their own film. Watch them stumble through questions below, and check out the hot-and-heavy Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer when you’re finished.

Tabloid Rundown — This Week’s Celebrity News

  • Did Katie Holmes leave Tom Cruise because of Scientology? People
  • Charlie Sheen’s custody war continues. TMZ
  • Tori Spelling’s fame game now includes a sex tape. Gossip Cop
  • Zoe Saldana’s husband declared his devotion in ink. Celebuzz
  • Raquel Welch is dating Nigel Lythgoe. Daily Mail
  • Avril Lavigne’s ex-husband is bitter. THR
  • Is Kelly Brook dating Jeremy Piven? Mirror

Tabloid Tell-All — The Weekend Edition

  • N’Sync reunited for Chris Kirkpatrick’s wedding. E! Online
  • Vicki Gunvalson cried herself a river of hypocrisy. Wet Paint
  • Charlie Sheen hates Brooke Mueller . . . and DCFS. TMZ
  • Elizabeth Hurley and Shane Warne reconciled. Express
  • Eva Longoria has a new man. NYDN
  • Miley Cyrus’ tongue was not in Benji Madden’s mouth. EntertainmentWise
  • Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson will never learn. HuffPost
  • Kristen Cavallari and Jay Cutler are on their way to another baby. R29
  • Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis are pregnant. Us Magazine
  • Adrienne Maloof has a new boy toy. DailyMail
  • That old guy and his teenage wife are splitting up. CDAN

Your News Now — Weekly Rundown

 

  • Kristen Stewart isn’t happy about Robert Pattinson’s new romance. STUFF
  • Kevin Jonas is having a kid. DIGISPY
  • Brian Van Holt & Courtney Cox are dating. USMAGAZINE
  • Ryan Seacrest has a new girlfriend. WETPAINT
  • Matthew Morrison is engaged. POPCRUNCH
  • Tina Turner got hitched to her long-time lover. IDOLATOR
  • Adam Levine popped the question. LA TIMES
  • ‘Veep’s’ Anna Chlumsky has her very own “my girl.” DAILY MAIL
  • Jonathan Groff & Zachary Quinto called it quits. ONTOPMAG
  • Geraldo Rivera posted a nude selfie. I’m blind. E! ONLINE
  • Jenny McCarthy & Donnie Wahlberg are a new couple. JUST JARED

 

Kristen Stewart Wore Robert Pattinson’s Hat While Cheating — OMFG!

Of all the details surrounding Kristen Stewart’s unfaithful escapades, the biggest affront of all has yet to be highlighted with the attention it deserves. So here goes: Kristen Stewart wore Robert Pattinson’s hat while she cheated on him. I know Rupert Sanders had a wife and children, and that surely made the list, but cheating always makes me ask the inevitable Dishmaster question: Are you or are you not a sociopath? Would Kristen Stewart have confessed her infidelity had the tabloids not caught her? Would she have continued her relationship, pretending as if nothing was wrong? And how much of Robert Pattinson’s reality did she destroy? But of all those hard-hitting questions, the biggest one still remains: When she walked over to her closet to find an incognito uniform to evade the paparazzi, how could she grab her boyfriend’s hat and live with herself?