Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan Visit ‘The Today Show’ — Watch Now

Much like Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson who were prematurely thrust into the spotlight before adjusting to the industry’s demands, Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan seem stunned by their new-found stardom. The twosome visited The Today Show for a giggly, awkward interview which made me wonder whether they actually watched their own film. Watch them stumble through questions below, and check out the hot-and-heavy Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer when you’re finished.

Tabloid Tell-All — The Weekend Edition

  • Kanye West likes confederate flags. Radar Online
  • Emile Hirsch had a baby. Hollywood Life
  • N’Sync reunited for Chris Kirkpatrick’s wedding. E! Online
  • Vicki Gunvalson cried herself a river of hypocrisy. Wet Paint
  • Charlie Sheen hates Brooke Mueller . . . and DCFS. TMZ
  • Elizabeth Hurley and Shane Warne reconciled. Express
  • Eva Longoria has a new man. NYDN
  • Miley Cyrus’ tongue was not in Benji Madden’s mouth. EntertainmentWise
  • Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson will never learn. HuffPost
  • Kristen Cavallari and Jay Cutler are on their way to another baby. R29
  • Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis are pregnant. Us Magazine
  • Adrienne Maloof has a new boy toy. DailyMail
  • That old guy and his teenage wife are splitting up. CDAN

Your News Now — Weekly Rundown


  • Kristen Stewart isn’t happy about Robert Pattinson’s new romance. STUFF
  • Kevin Jonas is having a kid. DIGISPY
  • Brian Van Holt & Courtney Cox are dating. USMAGAZINE
  • Ryan Seacrest has a new girlfriend. WETPAINT
  • Matthew Morrison is engaged. POPCRUNCH
  • Tina Turner got hitched to her long-time lover. IDOLATOR
  • Adam Levine popped the question. LA TIMES
  • ‘Veep’s’ Anna Chlumsky has her very own “my girl.” DAILY MAIL
  • Jonathan Groff & Zachary Quinto called it quits. ONTOPMAG
  • Geraldo Rivera posted a nude selfie. I’m blind. E! ONLINE
  • Jenny McCarthy & Donnie Wahlberg are a new couple. JUST JARED


Kristen Stewart Wore Robert Pattinson’s Hat While Cheating — OMFG!

Of all the details surrounding Kristen Stewart’s unfaithful escapades, the biggest affront of all has yet to be highlighted with the attention it deserves. So here goes: Kristen Stewart wore Robert Pattinson’s hat while she cheated on him. I know Rupert Sanders had a wife and children, and that surely made the list, but cheating always makes me ask the inevitable Dishmaster question: Are you or are you not a sociopath? Would Kristen Stewart have confessed her infidelity had the tabloids not caught her? Would she have continued her relationship, pretending as if nothing was wrong? And how much of Robert Pattinson’s reality did she destroy? But of all those hard-hitting questions, the biggest one still remains: When she walked over to her closet to find an incognito uniform to evade the paparazzi, how could she grab her boyfriend’s hat and live with herself?

Quote of the Day — Rupert Sanders Wife Talks About Her Marriage

“I would never say out loud that I am raising my children alone, but a lot of the time it has felt like that. I went from the glamor of working with Karl Lagerfeld and John Galliano to living on an isolated hilltop, with my husband gone most of the time.” A vintage quote from Rupert Sanders’ wife, Liberty Ross, on the state of her marriage before his affair with ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’ costar, Kristen Stewart.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck Responds to Kristen Stewart’s Bombshell Affair — Double Standard?

When Elisabeth Hasselbeck insisted that we shouldn’t be “so quick to throw the Scarlett Letter on Kristen Stewart,” it became immediately clear that she’s queen of the double standard. And furthermore, the entire media is guilty of this too. Remember how we vilified Jude Law for cheating on Sienna Miller with his nanny? Had the celebrity in question been a man, God help him.

Quote of the Day — Kristen Stewart Hates Her Easy Life

“You can learn so much from bad things. I feel boring. I feel like, Why is everything so easy for me? I can’t wait for something crazy to f***ing happen to me. Just life. I want someone to f*** me over! Do you know what I mean?” Kristen Stewart, also known as THE-WORST-INTERVIEW-EVER, on her personal angst about having such a gifted life.

Johnny Depp Apologizes For Rape Comparison

If you’ve ever been in a relationship with a man, then you’re familiar with the non-apology-apology that goes something like this — “I’m sorry that I upset you” or “I’m sorry for my role in it.” I’d like to publicly denounce that as the opposite of contrite. And now — over to Johnny Depp. In a recent interview, Depp equated photo-shoots to being raped (apparently, he learned nothing from Kristen Stewart). But unlike most men and celebrities in hot water, he gave a perfect apology that actually sounded remorseful. And in case boyfriends across America want to learn how it’s done, I’ve posted the quote below. Enjoy.

“I am truly sorry for offending anyone in any way. I never meant to. It was a poor choice of words on my part in an effort to explain a feeling,” Depp said in the statement. “I understand there is no comparison and I am very regretful. In an effort to correct my lack of judgment, please accept my heartfelt apology.”

Kristen Stewart — The Worst Talk Show Guest Ever

There’s something very funny about Kristen Stewart — and it’s unintentional.  She often appears on talk shows to promote new projects, and she can barely put two sentences together during the interview.  I imagine that she’s insanely nervous, because I can’t think of any other explanation.  I doubt she sits at home and thinks, “I’m going to make Regis and Kelly squirm by only giving them one-word-answers to every question.  Regis and Kelly probably come up with a list of 500 questions for the six minute segment, given that each answer is just two seconds long.  I’ve also seen her on Letterman, and Letterman almost always holds up pictures of various things during her segment to fill the time.  These hosts would be better off booking a Z-lister, who likely would make a better interview.  Watch below — it’s very funny.