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  • Kristen Stewart isn’t happy about Robert Pattinson’s new romance. STUFF
  • Kevin Jonas is having a kid. DIGISPY
  • Brian Van Holt & Courtney Cox are dating. USMAGAZINE
  • Ryan Seacrest has a new girlfriend. WETPAINT
  • Matthew Morrison is engaged. POPCRUNCH
  • Tina Turner got hitched to her long-time lover. IDOLATOR
  • Adam Levine popped the question. LA TIMES
  • ‘Veep’s’ Anna Chlumsky has her very own “my girl.” DAILY MAIL
  • Jonathan Groff & Zachary Quinto called it quits. ONTOPMAG
  • Geraldo Rivera posted a nude selfie. I’m blind. E! ONLINE
  • Jenny McCarthy & Donnie Wahlberg are a new couple. JUST JARED


Radar Online Calls Lady Gaga Fat — Seriously, Guys?

If you click on the “about me” section to the right of this post, you’ll see my mission statement, in which I declare an end to internet bullying that I see elsewhere.  Today’s culprit is Radar Online, who accused Lady Gaga of having a “muffin top and a belly roll.”  The evidence for their disgusting claim is based on an unflattering photo of the singer in a slouched position.  First of all, every woman on the planet knows that the crouched position is never flattering.  Second, can the editor of Radar Online please pose in a speedo so that I can circle his own muffin top?  I realize that Gaga invites this by wearing promiscuous clothing, but does the Radar editor hope to see a stick thin woman?  Evidence suggests that men who favor stick-thin women are closet homosexuals.  And if you’re wondering where I got that scientific data, it’s from  Look it up.