Author: The Dishmaster

Theresa Guidice v. Joe Gorga: The Family Feud Continues

I have to believe that Joe & Melissa Gorga and Theresa & Joe Guidice are all experiencing severe financial problems. Why? Because it’s the only explanation for why these four individuals would sell their souls on the dotted line. Their family is in ruins, and yet they continue. And given that the show either perpetuates or fakes these feuds, it’s still extremely detrimental for the young children involved, whose innocence will take a backseat to television cameras. Watch the brother/sister brawl below, and take some time to appreciate the privacy of your own life.

Lennon & Maisy Stella Perform Jason Mraz Cover

These two tykes are the newest miniature titans. They gained international fame on the new series, ‘Nashville,’ after the sisters YouTube songs got discovered by producers. Their recent cover of The Lumineers’ hit song, Ho Hey catapulted them to radio play, they’re last genre to tackle (aside from original songwriting, of course). Watch their cover of Jason Mraz below.

Cher on Tom Cruise: “He’s a Top Five Lover”

Cher stopped by ‘Watch What Happens Live’ for Andy Cohen’s gay parade, and the elated host asked the icon to dish the dirt on her favorite lover of all time. She then disclosed the news heard round the world: Tom Cruise is in her top five. Watch below.

All The News You Need to Know — IN A NUTSHELL

 

  • Ryan Seacrest & Chris Pine have the same taste in women. WetPaint
  • ‘Glee’s’ Matthew Morrison is engaged. PopCrunch
  • Kristen Bell proposed to Dax Shepherd. Stuff
  • Holly Madison is engaged. StyleNews
  • Heidi Klum sealed her single status with a tattoo removal. Wonderwall
  • Jodie Sweetin is getting divorced . . . again. SheKnows
  • Billy Ray Cyrus & his wife might reconcile. TMZ
  • Katy Perry & John Mayer are making music together again. RumorFix
  • Eddie Murphy has good taste in women. TMZ
  • Kim Kardashian definitely waxes. TV Squad
  • ‘Gossip Girl’s’ Kelly Rutherford filed for bankruptcy. CDAN

Quote of the Day: Kid Rock Squashes Scalpers

“I’m tired of seeing the old rich guy in the front row with the hot girlfriend. And the hot girlfriend, you know, with her boobs hanging out,with her beer in the air, just screaming the whole time. The old rich guy is standing there like he could[n’t] care less. It’s a very common theme at Kid Rock concerts.” Kid Rock, on why he’s withholding tickets to the first two rows at his concert for die-hard fans only.

Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee — Jerry Seinfeld’s Show Starts Season 2

I’ve unsuccessfully attempted to obtain more clips for this show, but it appears their press team lives in a caged prison that I can’t penetrate. That being said, I’ve located a trailer that ALMOST exemplifies the show’s hilarity. It’s exclusive to Crackle, which is Sony’s online network (think Hulu with less content). Watch the trailer below, and click HERE to see full episodes of the show.

Jerry Seinfeld Returns to Howard Stern — BEST.INTERVIEW.EVER

If you live in the Howard Stern universe, then you’re aware that there was an alleged feud between Stern and Seinfeld for years, and Stern, though unsure, attributed it to some jokes he made about Jerry’s dating life. When Seinfeld got wind of the “feud,” he randomly called the show for a brief chat, which was relatively disappointing. Tension was afloat, and both seemed unprepared. But all that history was pushed aside when Seinfeld returned for an in-house interview, which included some of the best back-and-forth of Stern’s career. Seinfeld talked about the reason for ending his successful show, his relationship with Larry David, his marriage, and much more. Watch below to see the two titans go at it.

Steve Wozniak Visited Kanye West & Kim Kardashian at the Hospital — HUH?!!

“Kim had been calling me and my wife and wanted me to meet Kanye (as a birthday present for him). So she put us up at the Beverly Hills Hotel so we could meet. But that’s when she ended up going into labor! Kanye didn’t want to leave to see us because he didn’t want people to think he was leaving Kim alone at the hospital, so we ended up going there. I spent two hours talking to Kanye. My wife spent two hours with Kim. I realized I have a lot in common with him. I shared my belief in having a good woman around, and I thought, Kim’s really showing that she’s a good woman. There’s a feeling of true love. I have it (with my wife), so I know!” Steve Wozniak, in an interview with the New York Daily News, about his experience meeting Kanye West & Kim Kardashian.