Tabloid Gossip — Week-in-Review — Drama, Babies, & Breakups

 

  • The Bachelor’s Chris Harrison split from his wife. Vulture
  • Linda Evangelista isn’t happy with Selma Hayek’s husband. E! Online
  • Lea Michelle and Cory Montieth are moving in together. NY Post
  • Demi Moore finally changed her twitter name. Hollywood Life
  • Kristin Cavallari’s baby’s sex was accidentally revealed. She isn’t happy. Daily Mail
  • Russell Brand is dating David Hasselhoff’s ex. I’m Not Obsessed
  • Lindsay Lohan insists she isn’t reuniting with Samantha Ronson. TMZ
  • Jessica Simpson gave birth to a very big baby. Rolling Stone
  • Maggie Gyllenhaal had a baby. PopSugar
  • Khloe Kardashian quit her reality show with Lamar Odom. Rumor Fix
  • LeAnn Rimes renewed her wedding vows. Then wore a bikini. Mirror
  • Linda Hogan admitted to lying about Hulk. Wendy Williams
  • Ashton Kutcher and Miranda Lambert kissed and made up. People
  • Kris Humphries still has feelings for Kim Kardashian. Hollywire
  • Goodbye, Adam Yauch. You will be missed. The Superficial

 

 

 

 

Quote of the Day — Nicole Richie Talks Married Life

“You know, [my husband] Joel [Madden] barely speaks all day, and then out of nowhere he has 9 million things to say, only for 30 minutes, from 9:00 to 9:30 P.M., when I’m watching Real Housewives.” Nicole Richie, on her husband’s very annoying habit of interrupting her reality-television-time.

Justin Bieber’s “Boyfriend” v. N Sync’s “Girlfriend” — Carbon Copy?

The only difference between N Sync’s “Girlfriend” video and Justin Bieber’s “Boyfriend” video is that N Sync’s title doesn’t make the entire band sound like homosexuals. And also — if I had sex with the members of N Sync at the time of their video, I wouldn’t feel like I’d go to jail for child molestation. Watch the strikingly similar videos below.

Anderson Cooper to Rush Limbaugh: “You Should Try the Gym”

When I think of Anderson Cooper, the word “bad-ass” comes to mind. He’s not only a nice guy with a sharp newsman take, he’s also witty and unafraid to take-on criticism. In response to Rush Limbaugh’s predictably ridiculous rant about Anderson Cooper’s exercise routine taking away from his CNN duties, Cooper suggested that Limbaugh “try the gym from time to time.” He also gave him advice about how to get his work done simultaneously. Watch below.

Steve Jones Ask Megan Fox About Pregnancy — Also a Douchebag

If you’re wondering about Steve Jones’ post X Factor career, wonder no more. He’s interviewing celebrities on ET Online and violating every rule in the PR handbook. If you’re going to circumvent a publicist’s request not to talk about a celebrity’s personal life, at least be funny about it. But since Jones’ has the personality of a throw towel, he awkwardly transitioned the conversation from discussing Sharper Image gadgets by saying, “You know what gadget every man wants? A baby.” Watch the debacle below.

Gabourey Sidibe on Joan Cusack: “She Told me to Quit Acting”

One thing I love about Gabourey Sidibe is that she’s unafraid to discuss her weight. She’s also unafraid to expose other celebrities for their bad behavior. Today’s celebrity in question is Joan Cusack, who Sidibe talked about on Watch What Happens Live, when host Andy Cohen asked her what celebrity she was most “disappointed by.” Sidibe said she met Cusack at an industry party before she shot to fame, and Cusack advised her to quit the business, calling it too “image conscious.” Oops.

Geoffrey Fletcher Interview — Imagination Series Filmmakers Competition

When I heard about Geoffrey Fletcher’s involvement in the Imagination Series Filmmakers Competition, I requested an interview. He won an Oscar, and instead of basking in the glory of having infiltrated Hollywood’s “Members Only” club — he’s giving back. He’s helping up-and-coming filmmakers get discovered. And to The Dishmaster — that’s more important than the Oscar. The competition allows for screenwriters and directors from around the world to submit a proposal for a short film based on Fletcher’s script. Five winners will be chosen by Bombay Sapphire, Geoffrey Fletcher, and the Tribeca Film Festival to then produce and direct a film. I asked Fletcher about his desire to give back, and about the Oscar that put him on Hollywood’s radar after years of struggling. Read below.

Your story is really inspiring. I know you struggled in the industry for many years before finally receiving the Best Adapted Screenplay Oscar for Precious. Did you ever think of giving up?

Sure. Especially toward the end, right before Precious. It seemed as if I looked up and saw that so much time had passed. I just didn’t know if anything would ever happen. But I had a difficult time imagining being passionate about anything else. And I remember talking to my brother, and he said, “Sometimes it’s darkest before dawn,” and things turned around a little bit after that. But all those jobs I took outside the film industry, I now am so grateful for, because they kept me in real life. And the inspiration for art comes from that. Had I not had so many rejections from the film industry, I don’t know that I could have understood the sense of being underestimated and invisible that Precious felt.

Did you know when Lee Daniels approached you to write the screenplay that it would be your big break?

When he first approached me I didn’t believe him. I heard No so many times, and he said Yes, so immediately I didn’t think it was real. It actually happened. While I was writing I felt so alive again. It really surprised me how alive I felt after so many years of struggling. I didn’t know if anyone would ever see the film, but I thought it had a great deal of possibility.

I’ve read that you said, “Talent doesn’t always guarantee opportunity.” I know you’re a teacher. Do you tell that to your students?

I openly discuss that because it’s part of the education. Often times it takes more than one skill to reach any sort of lofty aspiration. It’s not just ability, perseverance, or luck. It’s a number of factors. There are so many things outside of your control. The idea is to make sure that all of the things in your control are well taken care of.

When you finally got the external validation from Hollywood, was it a difficult adjustment?

I think if I were still in my twenties the adjustment would have been more difficult. But as you get older and more of your personality is formed . . . there’s always things to learn and improve upon. I have the same friends, the same habits, and the same passions for my work. There are times where I’m still processing, but my feelings about the work and what I have yet to accomplish have remained the same.

Tell me about the Imagination Series Filmmakers Competition.

Bombay Sapphire approached me about getting involved in this filmmakers series. We have the same thoughts about combining imagination and opportunity. What I love about [this project], is it has structure but it also has a remarkable degree of interpretation for people to invest their own passion and sensibility. We’re thrilled about seeing what people around the world do with it. We may find some extremely talented people who might not have otherwise been seen.

I know they are making a movie based on your screenplay. Did you write it specifically for the competition?

Yes, and [the idea] came to me while I was riding the subway. Imagination strikes you at any time. The greatest thing people can invest in this project is their own imagination, because money doesn’t guarantee a project will resonate with an audience.

Samantha Ronson Sings on Live! With Kelly — Or Doesn’t

I think the sound guy messed up when he forgot to turn off Samantha Ronson’s mic during her painful performance on Live! With Kelly. Why is it that everyone has an aspiration outside their best skill? To quote Simon Cowell, “If you give this up, you can take that time to focus on something you might actually be successful at.” And Kelly Ripa needs to tone down the lies. She’s not doing anyone any favors.

Artie Lange Wants Back on Howard Stern — Stern Says No

In a recent interview, Artie Lange said he hopes to return to Howard Stern to promote his new book in November. Since Stern consistently refuses Lange’s requests to return, my guess is that this request won’t be any different. When previously asked about Lange’s return, Stern said, “I don’t even feel strong enough within myself or that I’d be doing the right thing by him, because I don’t want to do the wrong thing for Artie. I just want Artie to stay alive.”