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If you’re going to pose naked for a magazine cover, this is how it’s done. Lake Bell graced the pages of New York Magazine’s Fall Fashion issue, with her hypnotic lady parts lightly shaded by a her husband’s tattoo-inspired design. Bell’s spouse, Scott Campbell, is Marc Jacob’s primary inker, and the upcoming issue will touch on Jacobs’ ideas of the relationship between tattoos and clothes. Bell’s film, ‘In a World . . .’ is open now. For more images of the uncovered cover girl, tune in Monday.
Fear not, fans of The Dishmaster! Just when you thought you had nothing on your Friday night playlist, I’m providing you some Demi Lovato tunes! Check out some songs for her Demi Lovato: Live in London tour.
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Former Bachelorette Ali Fedotowsky stayed true to her energetic personality with fresh floral jeans during an event for Desiree’s season of ABC’s long-running show. Pick up her David Kahn’s HERE if you’re interested in the feminine style.
When two of your star players exit within months of one another, one can’t help but compare their goodbye parties. Joy Behar basically got a Presidential sendoff, while Elisabeth Hasselbeck got a simple, “see ya later.” I realize Behar has been there longer, but the sharp difference begs the question — did Hasselbeck have bad blood with the ladies? Watch a clip from Behar’s last day below.
Want to know how a talentless hack gets his name in the press? By riding the coattails of someone people actually care about, of course. Gregg “Opie” Hughes of Opie & Anthony took some time to insult the King of All Media’s reduced radio schedule, with ridiculous claims about how he tanked the Sirius stock and ruined his brand by going mainstream on America’s Got Talent. It goes without saying that Hughes’ probably loses sleep at night thinking of the radio titan, wishing he could garner one tenth of Stern’s payday and even a modicum of his loyal audience. The fact that they guy even got a salary for his horrible radio show is astounding. So Opie — if you’re reading this — just know that when you insult the King — YOU INSULT ME. And in case you’re wondering where this feud began, Stern successfully placed a gag order on Opie & Anthony back in the day, and it appears the bloated baby never got over it. Listen below to Stern recounting the gag order and to Hughes’ original rant.
Back off Britney, Bitch! Adrienne Bailon boarded another fame train to propel her own, moving from Robert Kardashian to Britney Spears, claiming she worked at X Factor and Britney “can’t hold a conversation.” The panel then heartlessly claimed her mental meltdown can be attributed to “karma,” since Kevin Federline was in a relationship when they began dating. In related news, I find it astounding that a panel of talentless unknowns would take pleasure in shining a spotlight on someone’s mental illness, and then claim she deserved it. The only incoming karma is for their inexcusable attack on someone during the worst time of their life. Here’s hoping these bloated divas have no skeletons. Because if they do, they’ll be hearing from me again.
If all this time you thought Vicky Gunvalson’s boyfriend Brooks was the problem, then I’m guessing you share my shock from the latest episode of Real Housewives of Orange County, where Vicky’s son-in-law Ryan Culberson accosted Lydia McLaughlin’s sweet mother who unassumingly placed her feet on the couch. Ryan preached disrespect while simultaneously hurling profanities and insisting he’d “kick her ass out.” The only moment of relief came when the haughty blowhard attempted to proclaim that he “owned” the house, only to quickly correct himself and say, “I live here.” There’s been hints of his poor behavior, with the ungrateful house guest banning Vicky’s boyfriend from the premises, attempting to drive a wedge in Briana Wolfsmith’s relationship with her mother by constantly threatening to move out. The kid needs sever anger management. Here’s hoping he gets help. Watch a clip below.
Richie Sambora and Jon Bon Jovi are like macaroni and cheese. It’s better together, but the enjoyable combination can also be volatile. Sambora took his turn in their feud, releasing a song, “Come Back as Me,” with lyrics that clearly take a hit at his former band-mate. Music might be the only medium where the chicks have less emotional drama than the men. Listen below.
I fielded the peanut gallery for reactions to The Bachelorette’s strange ending, and women everywhere seemed to reach a general consensus. Desiree Hartsock was desperate to be married. The cynic in me would like to agree, but I’ll withhold judgment.
In case you missed it, Desiree got dumped by the man she said she loved and would pick at the end, and then did a complete turnaround (WITHIN DAYS) and got engaged to a different man in the finale after her first choice departed. Had I been her personal adviser, I would have told her to wait a few months for the ring instead of accepting a proposal immediately. This would avoid the look of desperation.
All I can say is that a ridiculous show will yield a ridiculous ending. Enjoy the clip below. Good luck you two crazy kids.
Call me heartless, but isn’t orange the worst hue for Lindsay’s Lohan’s comeback conversation? Since she’s had some trouble with the law, the closeup causes a not so friendly reminder. As for the interview itself, here’s hoping this isn’t another empty proclamation of recovery. I’m always rooting for a good turn-around. Watch a preview of Oprah’s interview, which will air August 18th.